Would Quotes

"I donโ€™t trust anyone whoโ€™s nice to me but rude...

"I donโ€™t trust anyone whoโ€™s nice to me but rude to the waiter. Because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
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You are killing yourself for for a job ...

You are killing yourself for for a job that would replace you within a week if you dropped dead. Take care of yourself-Jet Li
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"Wisdom is the reward you get fo...

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.โ€ Mark Twain
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" If I had asked people what ...

" If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have just said faster horses" - Henry Ford
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"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distan...

"We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form." -William Ralph Inge
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Normal people would see someone starving on the street and s...

Normal people would see someone starving on the street and say "no one should have to live like this." A libertarian would see someone starving on the street and say โ€œthey deserve this."
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โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.โ€ - Dan Savage
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โ€œYou could be the juiciest, ripest...

โ€œYou could be the juiciest, ripest peach in the world but there still would be someone who dislikes peachesโ€
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"The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of ...

"The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of people. Today, with how interconnected the world is, it would spread faster." -Bill Gates
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"It's not that I can't take criticism, it's ...

"It's not that I can't take criticism, it's the fact that I refuse to accept criticism from someone I would NEVER go to for advice." - C.A.
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โ€œI would much rather have men...

โ€œI would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.โ€œ - Cato the Elder
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โ€œIf anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not ...

โ€œIf anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you but answer, "He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.โ€ - Epictetus
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'Without music,...

'Without music, life would be a mistake.' - Nietzsche
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โ€œI always knew looking back on the tears w...

โ€œI always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cryโ€œ - unknown
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โ€œUse what talents you possess; the woods ...

โ€œUse what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.โ€ - Henry van Dyke
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โ€œWould you believe in what yo...

โ€œWould you believe in what you believe if you were the only one who believed in it?โ€-Kanye West
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If an alien visited Earth, they would take some note of humans, but prob...

If an alien visited Earth, they would take some note of humans, but probably spend most of their time trying to understand the dominant form of life on our planet - microorganisms like bacteria and viruses. ...Nathan Wolfe
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"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of...

"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?" โ€” Ronnie Shakes
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"Always thought why do people fall in l...

"Always thought why do people fall in love? And thought I would never fall in love. Well look at me now i was God damn wrong"
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Should poverty, illness, and ...

Should poverty, illness, and death not exist, man would not bow to anything - Imam Hussain (AS)
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"If the world should blow itself up, the...

"If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done." โ€” Peter Ustinov
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โ€œThe evil was not in bread and circuses, per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell the...

โ€œThe evil was not in bread and circuses, per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell their rights as free men for the full bellies and the excitement of the games which would serve to distract them from the other human hungers which bread and circuses can never appease.โ€ -Marcus T. Cicero
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โ€œ A dream doesnโ€™t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesnโ€™t .it? A goal...

โ€œ A dream doesnโ€™t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesnโ€™t .it? A goal would suffice. like Iโ€™m going to buy that when I get paid, or Iโ€™m going somewhere when I get some time off, or Iโ€™m going to work for someone.โ€ -Mikoto-
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"The bird fights its way out of the egg...

"The bird fights its way out of the egg. The egg is the world. Who would be born must first destroy a world." - Hermann Hesse
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"Many would be cowar...

"Many would be cowards if they had courage enough." โ€” Thomas Fuller
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โ€œIt is warm work; and this day may be the last to an...

โ€œIt is warm work; and this day may be the last to any of us at a moment. But mark you! I would not be elsewhere for thousands.โ€ - Vice Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson
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If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered...

If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals? ...George Bernard Shaw
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"Life would be tra...

"Life would be tragic if it weren't funny." - Stephen Hawking
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"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ev...

"I am intelligent and wise and I don't gotta prove nothin to nobody ever unless I damn well feel like it or when I am persecuted randomly by ducks and prostitutes. Course then I would just lie" -- Mel Gibson (I think)
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He who would trade liberty for some ...

He who would trade liberty for some temporary security, deserves neither liberty nor security. ... Benjamin Franklin
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Even if your family and fri...

Even if your family and friends leave, there would always be someone with you: Yourself.
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"Those whom the Gods wou...

"Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising." โ€” Cyril Connolly
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"Live a life that...

"Live a life that is like a story you would want to listen"
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"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republi...

"I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." โ€” Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
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Question: would you be ...

Question: would you be content if you were to live exactly what you preach?
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"If onlys and justs were...

"If onlys and justs were candies and nuts, then everyday would be Erntedankfest.
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"The evil was not in the bread and circuses, per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell ...

"The evil was not in the bread and circuses, per se, but in the willingness of the people to sell their rights as free men for full bellies and the excitement of the games which would serve to distract them from the other human hungers which bread and circuses can never appease." -- Marcus T. Cicero
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I would know you are happ...

I would know you are happy if your bones did Smile and I hear the rattle.- Sadhguru
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''If we couldn't la...

''If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane'' --- Robert Frost
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If you would have a faithful s...

If you would have a faithful servant, and one that you like, serve yourself. ...Benjamin Franklin
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How hard would it be...

How hard would it be to become a turnip farmer and not be dirt poor?
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The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse mys...

The idea of bringing someone into the world fills me with horror. I would curse myself if I were a father. A son of mine! Oh no, no, no! May my entire flesh perish and may I transmit to no one the aggravations and the disgrace of existence. Gustave Flaubert
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"If men were angels, ...

"If men were angels, no government would be necessary." โ€” James Madison
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The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large enough t...

The story of the whale swallowing Jonah, though a whale is large enough to do it, borders greatly on the marvelous; but it would have approached nearer to the idea of a miracle if Jonah had swallowed the whale. ...Thomas Paine
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"You did not fear death. You stepped in its path, but without really desiring it: how can one ...

"You did not fear death. You stepped in its path, but without really desiring it: how can one desire something one doesnโ€™t know? You didnโ€™t deny life but affirmed your taste for the unknown, betting that if something existed on the other side, it would be better than here." - Edouard Levรฉ
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Success isn't easy, and that's a good thing - at least ...

Success isn't easy, and that's a good thing - at least in business. If it was easy, everybody would be doing it and your competition would be outrageous! David Fairweather
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โ€œIf today were the last day of you...

โ€œIf today were the last day of your life, would you want to do what you are about to do today?โ€ - Steve Jobs
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"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something ...

"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something in me and tried to encourage me." - Nobel Laureate May-Britt Moser. This girl would grow up to uncover one of the brain's biggest mysteries: grid cells, which act as the brain's inner GPS.
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Today you can have my sails at your back. I won't sail today, and ...

Today you can have my sails at your back. I won't sail today, and they would be a waste unused, and there is plenty of wind to catch today. Who knows, tomorrow there may be no wind at all. - An old friend
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"If all your prayers were answere...

"If all your prayers were answered would it change the world, or just yours?" - I don't know who said it.
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โ€œThey say, "Make money, don't let the money make you" The question is, ...

โ€œThey say, "Make money, don't let the money make you" The question is, what if it's the only thing to save you? Would you sell your soul for a price if they paid you? Or would you keep it real and stay you?โ€ - Witt Lowry
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"Si tacuisses, philosophus mannisse...

"Si tacuisses, philosophus mannisses [If you had been silent, you would have remained a philosopher]" โ€”Boethius
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Advice ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Before you say something hurtful t...

Advice ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ Before you say something hurtful to anyone, put yourself in their shoes and see how you would feel if someone said the same thing to you...
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โ€œI would rather have questions that...

โ€œI would rather have questions that canโ€™t be answered than answers that canโ€™t be questioned.โ€ - Richard Feynman
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"I haven't the highest regard for politics; never have. I'm apolitical. Figure I can tak...

"I haven't the highest regard for politics; never have. I'm apolitical. Figure I can take care of myself and everybody if they really thought about it probably could to. Politics would probably be a whole lot less necessary, then people seem to think they are." - Bob Weir
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Happiness would lose its ...

Happiness would lose its importance if it were not balanced by sadness. - Carl Jung
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"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one w...

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? "I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone." -Jack Handey
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If you judge a fish by its ability ...

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb it would live it entire life thinking it's useless -Albert Einstein
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"I never would have made it if I could not have laug...

"I never would have made it if I could not have laughed. It lifted me momentarily out of this horrible situation, just enough to make it livable." - Viktor Frankl
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"I would rather die ...

"I would rather die of passion than of boredom." - Vincent van Gogh
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"Say what you are. Not what you would like to b...

"Say what you are. Not what you would like to be. Not what you have to be. Just say what you are. And what you are is good enough." - John Cassavetes
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โ€œI Did Not Tell Half Of What I Sa...

โ€œI Did Not Tell Half Of What I Saw, For I Knew I Would Not Be Believedโ€ - Marco Polo - on his deathbed 1324
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โ€œif you made a list of pe...

โ€œif you made a list of people that you trusted Would you put your name down?โ€ - NF
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Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-...

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better. ...Jesse Ventura
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"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic tha...

"...Michael wasnโ€™t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic that the fear of one little word could have such an effect on two grown boys. Would you like to get together this weekend? No. A big little word." - Christopher Pike, "Final Friends Book 1: The Party"
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โ€œIf we did not look to marriage as the...

โ€œIf we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tearsโ€ - Anthony Storr
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โ€œExactly patriotic. My country, right or wrong. Which means nothing, ...

โ€œExactly patriotic. My country, right or wrong. Which means nothing, unless you admit your country is wrong sometimes. Loving a country that was right all the time would be common sense, not patriotismโ€ - Lee Child
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โ€œSomedays I wish someone would walk up to me, tell ...

โ€œSomedays I wish someone would walk up to me, tell me they can see through my fake appearance and that I donโ€™t need to fake it anymore, because they are there.โ€
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How great it wou...

How great it would be if the world was ran by logic -L
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I kept it all bottled up. Then, what should have been tiny drop...

I kept it all bottled up. Then, what should have been tiny drops of rain, poured out like a river. They were inside too long. I kept them hidden, so no one would know. And I nearly drowned myself.
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If I relaxed, if I took ...

If I relaxed, if I took my foot off the gas, I would probably die. Gordon ramsay
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"There are 150 billionaires in the UK while 14 million pe...

"There are 150 billionaires in the UK while 14 million people live in poverty. In a fair society there would be no billionaires and no one would live in poverty." - Jeremy Corbyn
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"I would rather be wit...

"I would rather be without a state than without a voice." - Edward Snowden
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"He played the king as if ...

"He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace." โ€” John Mason Brown
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โ€œThere is not the slightest indication that [nuclear e...

โ€œThere is not the slightest indication that [nuclear energy] will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will.โ€ ---Albert Einstein
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"Often the wicked prosper, while the righteous starve; yet I wou...

"Often the wicked prosper, while the righteous starve; yet I would never exchange my state for theirs, my virtue for their gold. For mine endures, while riches change their owner every day." -- Solon
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I would wish you good lu...

I would wish you good luck, but I do not believe in luck, wishes, or good. -anon
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โ€œDo you know the main thing that separates a politician from the...

โ€œDo you know the main thing that separates a politician from the rest of the species? A politician is the one who would drown a litter of kittens for 10 minutes of prime time." โ€” Francis J. Underwood
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"Everyone imagine they would...

"Everyone imagine they would be something until they realize they are nothing" - Ronyl Leo
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โ€œYouโ€™d think that making hit records or money or cars or fame or people saying, โ€œOh, youโ€™re t...

โ€œYouโ€™d think that making hit records or money or cars or fame or people saying, โ€œOh, youโ€™re the greatest,โ€ people praising you for making your music would do it. But actually, when you start praising God, thatโ€™s when you get happy.โ€ โ€“ RUN DMC's Rev Run (Jesus Calling podcast interview)
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Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a...

Tell me... after my head is chopped off, will I still be able to hear, at least for a moment, the sound of my own blood gushing from the stump of my neck? That would be the pleasure to end all pleasures." -Peter Kรผrten, right before he was executed by guillotine-
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โ€œYouโ€™ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? Thatโ€™s an animal k...

โ€œYouโ€™ve heard of animals chewing off a leg to escape a trap? Thatโ€™s an animal kind of trick. A human would remain in the trap, endure the pain, feigning death that he might kill the trapper and remove a threat to his kind.โ€ -Frank Herbert โ€˜Duneโ€™
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โ€œI wonder, if we were all...

โ€œI wonder, if we were all blind, would we still fall in love with the same people?โ€
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If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week,...

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. --Eliezer Yudkowsky
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"A person who truly values y...

"A person who truly values you would never put themselves in a position to lose you"- My Mom
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"Take the diplomacy out of...

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." โ€” Will Rogers
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