Woman Quotes

โ€œIf you get married they think you're fi...

โ€œIf you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.โ€ - Charles Bukowski
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If he ever hits you, he has to sle...

If he ever hits you, he has to sleep some time, and there is a cast iron pan on the stove ~old Ukrainian woman
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"why do I feel this even a...

"why do I feel this even after she felt....was she the only woman in the world?"~Usman
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"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointe...

"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." - Betty Abzug (Happy Women's Day!)
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"That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted ov...

"That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain't I a woman?" -Sojourner Truth
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"Man has his...

"Man has his will, but woman has her way."
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"A woman with a v...

"A woman with a voice is , by definition, a strong womanโ€
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It was all love on my side, and all good comradeship and...

It was all love on my side, and all good comradeship and friendship on hers. When we parted she was a free woman, but I could never again be a free man. ...Arthur Conan Doyle
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โ€œIn my view a woman could be...

โ€œIn my view a woman could be elected president of the United States.โ€ โ€” Bernie Sanders, 1988
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The most terrifying thing any ...

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is "Notice anything different?" ... Mike Vanatta
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"The only thing scarier than a ma...

"The only thing scarier than a man on a mission is a woman on a man's mission she adores." -- A scared man
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โ€œHow can a woman be expected to be happy wit...

โ€œHow can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?โ€ โ€”Oscar Wilde
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โ€œIf you wanna ruin a manโ€™s life,...

โ€œIf you wanna ruin a manโ€™s life, tell a lie. If you wanna ruin a womanโ€™s life, tell the truth.โ€ โ€”Unknown
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"May your coffee be strong enough help get you through the da...

"May your coffee be strong enough help get you through the day, your whiskey strong enough to help get you through the night, and your woman strong enough to help get you through life." - Me
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"I've never struck a wom...

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother." โ€” W. C. Fields
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"How long in woman lasts the...

"How long in woman lasts the fire of love, If eye or touch do not relight it often?" - Dante
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"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, b...

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows.. They feel better then. They find it easier to live." -Geralt of Rivia
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"For most of histo...

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." Virginia Woolf
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A woman of true beauty ...

A woman of true beauty is a woman who in the depths of her soul is at rest.
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โ€œI think that gay marriage is something th...

โ€œI think that gay marriage is something that should be done between a man and a womanโ€ -Arnold Schwarzenegger (yes itโ€™s a real quote)
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A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part m...

A woman's life is nine parts mess to one part magic, and the parts that look like magic often turns out to be the messiest of all ~Cersei Lannister
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"Love is the death of duty. What is honor compared to a woman'...

"Love is the death of duty. What is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms . . . or the memory of a brother's smile? " -George R.R. Martin
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What is better than wisdom? Wom...

What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. ...Geoffrey Chaucer
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โ€œAnother womanโ€™s...

โ€œAnother womanโ€™s beauty is not the absence of your own.โ€
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"Telling a woman that you love her after sh...

"Telling a woman that you love her after she has asked you to back off is not a Hallmark movie; it's a Lifetime movie." ~ Amy Dickinson
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โ€œWar is to man what maternity is to a wo...

โ€œWar is to man what maternity is to a woman. From a philosophical and doctrinal viewpoint, I do not believe in perpetual peace.โ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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I'm very proud of being a woman, and as a woman, I don't even like the word 'feminism' because w...

I'm very proud of being a woman, and as a woman, I don't even like the word 'feminism' because when I hear that word, I associate it with women trying to pretend to be men, and I'm not interested in trying to pretend to be a man. I don't want to embrace manhood; I want to embrace my womanhood.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, โ€œMr. Wil...

I was once on a German talk show, and this woman said to me, โ€œMr. Williams, why do you think there is not so much comedy in Germany?โ€ And I said, โ€œDid you ever think you killed all the funny people?โ€ โ€”Robin Williams
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โ€œA woman leaves you because she n...

โ€œA woman leaves you because she no longer sees in you the qualities you never had.โ€ Eric Emmanuel Schmitt
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In politics, if you want anything ...

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
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A diplomat is a man who always ...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost
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"Man's greatest weakness is...

"Man's greatest weakness is his pride, woman's greatest weakness is her vanity." -Unknown
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"A woman without ...

"A woman without vices, doesn't get appreciated"- unknown
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โ€œAny woman who understands the problems of run...

โ€œAny woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country.โ€ โ€“ Margaret Thatcher
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"She was a woman who, between c...

"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." โ€” Henry James
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โ€œThe best protection any...

โ€œThe best protection any woman can have โ€ฆ is courage.โ€ โ€“ Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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โ€œThe poet looks at the worl...

โ€œThe poet looks at the world the way a man looks at a beautiful woman.โ€ -Wallace Stevens
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"A good speech should be like a woman's skir...

"A good speech should be like a woman's skirt; long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest." --Winston S. Churchill
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A man is lucky if he is the first lov...

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man. - Charles Dickens
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"An archaeologist is the best husband a ...

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her." ~ Agatha Christie
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โ€œA beautiful woman looking at her image in th...

โ€œA beautiful woman looking at her image in the mirror may very well believe the image is herself. An ugly woman knows it is not.โ€ โ€• Simone Weil
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โ€œWhen a woman makes a man uncomfortable he falls in...

โ€œWhen a woman makes a man uncomfortable he falls in love with her. When she makes him comfortable he marries her.โ€ โ€“ Unknown (from The Smart Set, December 1922)
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"You gotta problem with your woman y...

"You gotta problem with your woman you don't go out and get another one. Then you got two problems!" ~Frank Barone
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To call woman the weak...

To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman.
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"The same emotions are in man and woman, but in di...

"The same emotions are in man and woman, but in different tempo, on that account man and woman never cease to misunderstand each other" - Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€žThe fear of death follows from the ...

โ€žThe fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man or a woman who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.โ€œ
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โ€œWhat saves a man is presence of mind. W...

โ€œWhat saves a man is presence of mind. What saves a woman is presence of tongue.โ€ โ€“ Unknown (from The Smart Set, December 1922)
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โ€œLove is the whole history of ...

โ€œLove is the whole history of a woman's life, it is but an episode in a man's.โ€ โ€• Madame de Stael
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Torture of the flesh is only temporary and...

Torture of the flesh is only temporary and goes away when you die, but torture of the heart by an evil woman can scar your very soul.
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"I love Mickey Mouse mo...

"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known." ---Walt Disney
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โ€œIf you can make a woman...

โ€œIf you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything.โ€ โ€• Marilyn Monroe
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"Time has not stood still. It has washed over me, washed me awa...

"Time has not stood still. It has washed over me, washed me away, as if Iโ€™m nothing more than a woman of sand, left by a careless child too near the water." โ€” The Handmaidโ€™s Tale, Margaret Atwood
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โ€œThere is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman b...

โ€œThere is nothing more rare, nor more beautiful, than a woman being unapologetically herself; comfortable in her perfect imperfection. To me, that is the true essence of beauty.โ€ - Steve Maraboli
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โ€œWhen a woman says nothingโ€™s wrong, it means everythingโ€™s wrong. When a...

โ€œWhen a woman says nothingโ€™s wrong, it means everythingโ€™s wrong. When a woman says everythingโ€™s wrong, it means everythingโ€™s wrong. And when a woman says that something isnโ€™t funny, youโ€™d better not laughโ€ ~Homer Simpson
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"The only time a woman really...

"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby." - Natalie Wood
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"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's...

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high." โ€” Adrienne E. Gusoff
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โ€œWhy does a woman work ten years to...

โ€œWhy does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?โ€ โ€• Barbra Streisand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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"A woman once drove me to d...

"A woman once drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields
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Do not let a woman who decorates her b...

Do not let a woman who decorates her buttocks device you by wily coaxing, for she is after your granary. - Hesiod, 700 BC
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"When marrying you should ask yourself this question: do you believe you are going to enjo...

"When marrying you should ask yourself this question: do you believe you are going to enjoy talking with this woman into your old age? Everything else in a marriage is transitory, but most of the time that you're together will be devoted to conversation." --Friedrich Nietzsche
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โ€œA woman does not emerge from a m...

โ€œA woman does not emerge from a manโ€™s ribs, not ever, it is he who emerges from her wombโ€ - Nizar Qabbani.
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โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€Give a woman dinner...sheโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach a woman to get a man that cooks for her and sheโ€™ll eat for a lifetime.โ€ - Unknown
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"To tell a woman who is forty, "You look like sixteen," is boloney. T...

"To tell a woman who is forty, "You look like sixteen," is boloney. The blarney way of saying it is "Tell me how old you are, I should like to know at what age women are the most beautiful."-- Bishop Fulton Sheeen
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"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth โ€” look at ...

"Listen to the cry of a woman in labor at the hour of giving birth โ€” look at the dying manโ€™s struggle at his last extremity, and then tell me whether something that begins and ends thus could be intended for enjoyment." --Soren Kierkegaard
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"When you take a woman away from her ...

"When you take a woman away from her man, what you get is a woman who can be taken away from her man." -- Mark Lawrence
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โ€œWomen react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her ...

โ€œWomen react differently: a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill his mistress; an Italian will kill her husband; a Spaniard will kill both; and a German will kill herself.โ€ โ€” Bernard Fontenelle (c.1730)
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"When a hot woman meets a ...

"When a hot woman meets a hermit one of them is going to change." - Charles Bukowski
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What use are emoti...

What use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?
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"I don't have a girlfriend. But ...

"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." โ€” Mitch Hedberg
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โ€œI would venture to guess that Anon, ...

โ€œI would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.โ€ โ€• Virginia Woolf
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If you can make a ...

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do everything.
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โ€œThe woman should not try to imitate man; otherwis...

โ€œThe woman should not try to imitate man; otherwise she will be only a second-grade man. She will never become equal, she will be onlya carbon copy,, - Osho
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"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's...

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high." โ€” Adrienne E. Gusoff
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