Wives Quotes

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, b...

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities... When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows.. They feel better then. They find it easier to live." -Geralt of Rivia
📅︎ Jan 10
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If Presidents don't do it...

If Presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country. - Mel Brooks
📅︎ Dec 29
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“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them be...

“The greatest happiness is to vanquish your enemies, to chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth, to see those dear to them bathed in tears, to clasp to your bosom their wives and daughters.”-Genghis Khan
📅︎ Sep 28
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"Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him wit...

"Assure a man that he has a soul and then frighten him with old wives' tales as to what is to become of him afterward, and you have hooked a fish, a mental slave." - THEODORE DREISER
📅︎ Jul 12
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“Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may we...

“Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.”-J.R.R. Tolkien
📅︎ May 07
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“Husbands are chiefly good a...

“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.” ― Marilyn Monroe
📅︎ Nov 03
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“Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them ...

“Happiness lies in conquering one's enemies, in driving them in front of oneself, in taking their property, in savoring their despair, in outraging their wives and daughters.” -Genghis Khan
📅︎ Feb 19
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“Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselv...

“Every life is in many days, day after day. We walk through ourselves, meeting robbers, ghosts, giants, old men, young men, wives, widows, brothers-in-love. But always meeting ourselves.” James Joyce, Ulysses
📅︎ May 20
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Daughters are the new p...

Daughters are the new political wives.—Jill Lepore on the recent conventions
📅︎ Aug 05
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"On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wiv...

"On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time." Ron Swanson
📅︎ Jun 16
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“I wanna say a little something that’s long overdue, the disrespect ...

“I wanna say a little something that’s long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I wanna offer my love and respect to the end.” ~ MCA
📅︎ May 07
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Genghis Khan: "The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive ...

Genghis Khan: "The Greatest Happiness is to scatter your enemy and drive him before you. To see his cities reduced to ashes. To see those who love him shrouded and in tears. And to gather to your bosom his wives and daughters."
📅︎ Mar 01
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“I wanna say a little something that’s long overdue, the disrespect to wom...

“I wanna say a little something that’s long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the mothers and the sisters and the wives and friends, I wanna offer my love and respect to the end.” ~ MCA (Beastie Boys)
📅︎ Oct 09
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