Will rogers Quotes

"An ignorant person is one ...

"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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β€œDon’t Let Yesterd...

β€œDon’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.” – Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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You can't say civilization don...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. ~Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"Take the diplomacy out of...

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œThe road to success is d...

β€œThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." ... Will Rogers
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"We can't all be heroes because ...

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." β€” Will Rogers
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β€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by rea...

β€œThere are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ― Will Rogers
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Everybody is ignora...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - Will Rogers
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β€œA king can stand people's figh...

β€œA king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking.” ~Will Rogers
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β€œIf there are no dogs in Heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers
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β€œEven if you’re on the right...

β€œEven if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” –Will Rogers
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"Even if you're on the right ...

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." β€” Will Rogers
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β€œMost men are about as h...

β€œMost men are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” ― Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"I belong to no org...

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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"The best doctor in the world is the veter...

"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." β€” Will Rogers
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β€œToo many people spend money they haven't e...

β€œToo many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” ― Will Rogers
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β€œIf there are no dogs in heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers
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β€œAn ignorant person is one ...

β€œAn ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.” – Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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"There's no trick to being a hum...

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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β€œThe road to success is ...

β€œThe road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” β€” Will Rogers
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A man only learns in two ways, one...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Even if you are on the right ...

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” - Will Rogers
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"On account of being a democracy and run by the people,...

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." β€” Will Rogers
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"I'm not a real movie star. I've sti...

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." β€” Will Rogers
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"Politics i...

"Politics is applesauce." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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"I am not a member of any ...

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers
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"Everything is changing. People are ...

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers
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"I was not a child prodigy, because a child p...

"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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An onion can make people cry but...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. -Will Rogers
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"This country has come to feel the sam...

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." β€” Will Rogers
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"The quickest way to double your...

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket." – Will Rogers
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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody fr...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. -Will Rogers
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"Everything is funny as ...

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." β€”Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Don’t let yesterd...

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. Will Rogers
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β€œWhy don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybo...

β€œWhy don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years we will have the smartest people on earth.”--Will Rogers
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β€œEven if you are on the right...

β€œEven if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers
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People's minds are changed...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. - Will Rogers
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"Good judgment comes from exp...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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"The movies are the only busin...

"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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"Don't let yesterd...

"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."- Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Too many people spend money they haven'...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"Good judgment comes from exp...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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β€œEverybody is ignora...

β€œEverybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.” - Will Rogers
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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. -Will Rogers
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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"Politics i...

"Politics is applesauce." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Diplomacy is the art of sa...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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β€œDon’t Let Yesterd...

β€œDon’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.” -Will Rogers
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"Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When the...

"Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous." --American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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"I was not a child prodigy, because a child p...

"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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"We don't know what we want...

"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it." β€” Will Rogers
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"Nothing you can...

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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If there are no dogs in Heav...

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Everybody is ignora...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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β€œI don't make jokes. I jus...

β€œI don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Worrying is like payi...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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"On account of being a democracy and run by the people,...

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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β€œThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

β€œThere are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Never miss a g...

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers
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β€œIf we didn’t have two parties, we would all settle on the be...

β€œIf we didn’t have two parties, we would all settle on the best men in the country and things would run fine. But as it is, we settle on the worst ones and then fight over β€˜em.” – Will Rogers
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There is nothing so stupid as the ...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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"Everything is changing. People are...

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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The more you observe politics, the ...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Good judgment comes from expe...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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There is nothing so stupid as the ...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"Good judgment comes from ex...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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β€œYou Never Get A Secon...

β€œYou Never Get A Second Chance to Make a First Impression” – Will Rogers.
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"The only difference between death an...

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets." - Will Rogers
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"Too many people spend money they haven'...

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers
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What the country needs ...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Diplomacy is the art of sa...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Get someone else to blow y...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. -Will Rogers
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β€œToo many people spend money they haven't e...

β€œToo many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” ― Will Rogers
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A difference of opinion i...

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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"If there are no dogs in heav...

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Too many people spend money they haven'...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. -Will Rogers
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