The 80 Best Will rogers Quotes

"An ignorant person is one ...

"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out." — Will Rogers

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“Don’t Let Yesterd...

“Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.” – Will Rogers

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You can't say civilization don...

You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. ~Will Rogers

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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers

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"Take the diplomacy out of...

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." — Will Rogers

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“The road to success is d...

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces." ... Will Rogers

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"We can't all be heroes because ...

"We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by." — Will Rogers

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“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by rea...

“There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” ― Will Rogers

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Everybody is ignora...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. - Will Rogers

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“A king can stand people's figh...

“A king can stand people's fighting, but he can't last long if people start thinking.” ~Will Rogers

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“If there are no dogs in Heav...

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers

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“Even if you’re on the right...

“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” –Will Rogers

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"Even if you're on the right ...

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." — Will Rogers

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“Most men are about as h...

“Most men are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” ― Will Rogers

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"I belong to no org...

"I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat." — Will Rogers

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"The best doctor in the world is the veter...

"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." — Will Rogers

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“Too many people spend money they haven't e...

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” ― Will Rogers

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“If there are no dogs in heav...

“If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers

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“An ignorant person is one ...

“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.” – Will Rogers

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"There's no trick to being a hum...

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you." — Will Rogers

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“The road to success is ...

“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” — Will Rogers

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A man only learns in two ways, one...

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people. -Will Rogers

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Even if you are on the right ...

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” - Will Rogers

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"On account of being a democracy and run by the people,...

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." — Will Rogers

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"I'm not a real movie star. I've sti...

"I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago." — Will Rogers

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"Politics i...

"Politics is applesauce." — Will Rogers

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"I am not a member of any ...

"I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat." - Will Rogers

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"Everything is changing. People are ...

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers

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"I was not a child prodigy, because a child p...

"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up." — Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry but...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. -Will Rogers

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"This country has come to feel the sam...

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." — Will Rogers

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"The quickest way to double your...

"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket." – Will Rogers

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Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody fr...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. -Will Rogers

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"Everything is funny as ...

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." —Will Rogers

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Don’t let yesterd...

Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. Will Rogers

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“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybo...

“Why don’t they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years we will have the smartest people on earth.”--Will Rogers

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“Even if you are on the right...

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” - Will Rogers

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"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves." - Will Rogers

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People's minds are changed...

People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument. - Will Rogers

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"Good judgment comes from exp...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers

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"The movies are the only busin...

"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself." — Will Rogers

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"Don't let yesterd...

"Don't let yesterday use up too much of today."- Will Rogers

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Too many people spend money they haven'...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. -Will Rogers

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"Good judgment comes from exp...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment." - Will Rogers

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“Everybody is ignora...

“Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.” - Will Rogers

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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone...

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. -Will Rogers

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. - Will Rogers

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"Politics i...

"Politics is applesauce." — Will Rogers

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Diplomacy is the art of sa...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers

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“Don’t Let Yesterd...

“Don’t Let Yesterday Take Up Too Much Of Today.” -Will Rogers

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"Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When the...

"Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous." --American humorist Will Rogers (1879-1935)

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"I was not a child prodigy, because a child p...

"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up." — Will Rogers

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"We don't know what we want...

"We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it." — Will Rogers

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"Nothing you can...

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work." — Will Rogers

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If there are no dogs in Heav...

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

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Everybody is ignora...

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers

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I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers

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“I don't make jokes. I jus...

“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.” - Will Rogers

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Worrying is like payi...

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due. -Will Rogers

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"On account of being a democracy and run by the people,...

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." — Will Rogers

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“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by rea...

“There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.” — Will Rogers

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Never miss a g...

Never miss a good chance to shut up. -Will Rogers

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“If we didn’t have two parties, we would all settle on the be...

“If we didn’t have two parties, we would all settle on the best men in the country and things would run fine. But as it is, we settle on the worst ones and then fight over ‘em.” – Will Rogers

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There is nothing so stupid as the ...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. -Will Rogers

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"Everything is changing. People are...

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." Will Rogers

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The more you observe politics, the ...

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. -Will Rogers

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Good judgment comes from expe...

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. - Will Rogers

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. -Will Rogers

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There is nothing so stupid as the ...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. - Will Rogers

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"Good judgment comes from ex...

"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment."Will Rogers

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“You Never Get A Secon...

“You Never Get A Second Chance to Make a First Impression” – Will Rogers.

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"The only difference between death an...

"The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets." - Will Rogers

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"Too many people spend money they haven'...

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

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What the country needs ...

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. -Will Rogers

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Diplomacy is the art of sa...

Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers

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Get someone else to blow y...

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far. -Will Rogers

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“Too many people spend money they haven't e...

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.” ― Will Rogers

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A difference of opinion i...

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. -Will Rogers

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"If there are no dogs in heav...

"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." - Will Rogers

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Too many people spend money they haven'...

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. -Will Rogers

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