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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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"America is the only country that we...

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy ...

I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking up. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' The guy said, "Yes, but not in a row." - Steven Wright
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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I went to jail for 11 days for...

I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the war. ...Joan Baez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"I've known what it is to be ...

"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant." β€” Ring Lardner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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β€œI went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only th...

β€œI went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.” - Henry David Thoreau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"It is funny how day by day nothing changes.....but when w...

"It is funny how day by day nothing changes.....but when we look back everything is different ." "All those days that came and went , little did i kow that they were life." -unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to m...

When I was a kid, my father would sit by my bed every night before I went to sleep. He'd say to me, "Percy, if you don't wake up tomorrow, if it turns out that today is your last day on earth. Will you be proud of what you've done in this life? Because if you ain't, you better start getting square"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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The person who doesn't know where h...

The person who doesn't know where his next dollar is coming from usually doesn't know where his last dollar went.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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All those days that came and...

All those days that came and went, little did I know that they were life -Stig H. Johansson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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2020; This is the year we will loo...

2020; This is the year we will look back and *finally* understand exactly how it all went wrong. ~ StreetLight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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β€œIf there are no dogs in Heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” ― Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I wou...

I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I would like some fries" The girl at the counter said, "would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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β€œIt is our task in our time and in our generation to hand down u...

β€œIt is our task in our time and in our generation to hand down undiminished to those who come after us, as was handed down to us by those who went before, the natural wealth and beauty which is ours.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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β€œIf there are no dogs in heav...

β€œIf there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” - Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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"Every generation imagines itself to be more int...

"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it." β€” George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only th...

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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β€œWhen I was 5 years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I ...

β€œWhen I was 5 years old my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down β€˜happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the question. I told them they didn’t understand life.” - John Lennon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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"Nobody ever went broke undere...

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." β€” H. L. Mencken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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"Every generation imagines itself to be more int...

"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it" - George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only th...

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived." - Henry David Thoreau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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"I went to a fight the oth...

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out." β€” Rodney Dangerfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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"We went separate ways b...

"We went separate ways but chasing after the same rainbow's end" - Khulaid Jamal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Every generation imagines itself to be more int...

Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it - George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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If we punish him, we'd ...

If we punish him, we'd be admitting something went wrong --Catch22 Y2019 S1E5
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me beca...

"When I was 17 I went to get a Limp Bizkit tattoo and they wouldn't let me because I didn't have a guardian's approval, I cried and punched a lamp post. 3 months later I was allowed to take on $119,000 in loans to go to art school." -Billl Dixon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ...

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." β€” Rodney Dangerfield
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"My education was dismal. I went...

"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers." β€” Woody Allen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvad...

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." β€” Steven Wright
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you went to heaven and...

"What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you went to heaven and there plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if,when you awoke,you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?" - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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β€œGo forth and set the world on fire” -Saint Ignatius...

β€œGo forth and set the world on fire” -Saint Ignatius. β€œFun fact: If you set the world on fire, you’ll be arrested for arson” -My sister, who went to a Jesuit school
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β€œ It had long since come to my attention that people of ...

β€œ It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things ” - Leonardo da Vinci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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"If you went back and fixed ...

"If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you've made, you erase yourself" - Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "H...

In the old days, the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or to atheists "Look out for the wall!"-D, Barry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ...

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." β€” Rodney Dangerfield
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β€œFirst, you judged me by the cover. You were given another chance, but you ...

β€œFirst, you judged me by the cover. You were given another chance, but you went to the wrong chapter and made assumptions without any context. This time, I will make sure that you go through everything. Cover to cover, word by word.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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"Being in love was like China: you knew it was there, and no doubt it was very interesting, ...

"Being in love was like China: you knew it was there, and no doubt it was very interesting, and some people went there, but I never would. I'd spend all my life without ever going to China, but it wouldn't matter, because there was all the rest of the world to visit." -Philip Pullman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I w...

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down β€˜happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life." –John Lennon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"If you went back and fixed ...

"If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you've made, you erase yourself" - Louis C.K.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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"I should like to take your head apart, put a fact in it, and watch it go its way through t...

"I should like to take your head apart, put a fact in it, and watch it go its way through the runnels of your brain until it comes out of your mouth. We were both born here, we went to the same schools, we were taught the same things. I wonder what you saw and heard." - Harper Lee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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"I've known what it is to be ...

"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant." β€” Ring Lardner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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β€œWhen I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I w...

β€œWhen I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down β€˜happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” - John Lennon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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β€œThe world went on, as it does, ...

β€œThe world went on, as it does, without my full participation...” ― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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