Weird Quotes

You know what’s weird? Day by day nothing ...

You know what’s weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon everything is different -Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)
📅︎ Feb 15
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“Know what’s weird? Day by day, noth...

“Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.” - Bill Watterson.
📅︎ Jan 14
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“I’m still a geek on the ...

“I’m still a geek on the inside, that’s the important thing.” - Weird Al Yankovic
📅︎ Feb 18
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"Reality is ...

"Reality is weird, I prefer fantasy." -- Me
📅︎ Feb 15
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"Where is you...

"Where is your will to be weird" - Jim Morrison
📅︎ Jan 14
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What makes you differ...

What makes you different or weird, that's your strength ~Meryl Streep
📅︎ Dec 26
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“Just to have been anything... What a weird h...

“Just to have been anything... What a weird honour! The fact that atoms even know they’re atoms at all, courtesy of being humans...” -Exurb1a
📅︎ Jan 06
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“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zea...

“Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book.” — The fault in our stars
📅︎ Nov 23
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"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bit...

"This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days. I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein." - "Weird Al" Yankovic, "Albuquerque"
📅︎ Nov 08
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"I would live tweet a funera...

"I would live tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased." - Weird Al Yankovic. "Tacky"
📅︎ Nov 09
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"We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're daz...

"We are living in dangerously weird times now. Smart people just shrug and admit they're dazed and confused. The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic." --Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ May 23
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It’s weird how when some...

It’s weird how when something really hurts you, you can feel it in your chest..
📅︎ Jun 27
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“He who is tired of W...

“He who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life itself.” - Homer Simpson
📅︎ Jul 27
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Be weird. Your s...

Be weird. Your strangeness is your magic.- Parker Lewis
📅︎ Jul 23
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“Something weird mig...

“Something weird might be something familiar from a different angle”
📅︎ Jul 06
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"English is weird. It can be...

"English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough, thought though." --Unknown
📅︎ Jun 23
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"There is no such thing as a weird human ...

"There is no such thing as a weird human being, It's just that some people require more understanding than others." --Tom Robbins
📅︎ Jun 04
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"Is it weird ...

"Is it weird if I lewd myself?" - Noble, 2019
📅︎ Jul 07
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"He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely...

"He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally." - Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ May 15
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"I will fight for your right to ...

"I will fight for your right to be weird- just as I know you will fight for mine." --Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ May 20
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"Maybe everyone is wei...

"Maybe everyone is weird, and that's why there's nothing weird about it."
📅︎ Jun 11
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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powere...

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” - Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
📅︎ Apr 10
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Where's your...

Where's your will to be weird - Jim Morrison
📅︎ May 16
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"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fe...

"My ex-girlfriend used to have a really weird fetish: she used to like to dress up as herself And act like a fucking bitch all the time." - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Feb 28
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"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted b...

"Lesbian Nazi Hookers abducted by UFOS and forced into weight-loss programs!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, UHF
📅︎ Mar 18
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The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and ...

The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them. - Andy Bernard
📅︎ Nov 05
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'chopping up my evil clone. mayb...

'chopping up my evil clone. maybe some day that'll feel weird' - ash williams from ash vs the evil dead
📅︎ Jan 23
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I'm not strange, weird, off, n...

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours. - Lewis Carroll
📅︎ Aug 28
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“Give a guy a big nose and ...

“Give a guy a big nose and some weird hair and he’s capable of anything.” ― Frank Zappa
📅︎ Sep 10
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"I wonder if other dogs thin...

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." — Rita Rudner
📅︎ Nov 27
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In the 60s, people took acid to make ...

In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
📅︎ Oct 05
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“What makes you differ...

“What makes you different or weird—that’s your strength.” - Meryl Streep
📅︎ Sep 12
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“The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm ...

“The weird thing is now I'm exactly where I want to be. I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now they're the ones I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in "the good old days", before you've actually left them.” - Andy Bernard, The Office.
📅︎ Oct 25
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“Be weird. Your ...

“Be weird. Your strangeness is your magic.” Parker Lewis
📅︎ Mar 16
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“Weirdness is a mu...

“Weirdness is a muscle that needs to be flexed.” -CJ Casciotta
📅︎ Sep 18
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“If I could live my life again, knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t change a thing. Sometimes I...

“If I could live my life again, knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t change a thing. Sometimes I was a real idiot, doing stupid things that I still regret. But they made me who I am today. Still weird, but myself. You wouldn’t be you without your past. Even in the very small details” -Unknown
📅︎ Feb 20
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"I wonder if other dogs thin...

"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." — Rita Rudner
📅︎ Jul 18
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"Dog people think cat people are weird and cat people think do...

"Dog people think cat people are weird and cat people think dog people are weird, but there's one thing we can all agree on, bird people are fucking weird" - someone I can't remember the name of
📅︎ Dec 10
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"Innocence is good and should be preserved, but shouldn't be a priority in of ...

"Innocence is good and should be preserved, but shouldn't be a priority in of itself. Romanticize innocence too much and you'll lose sight of the things that subsidize innocence, then snakes try to give you apples and it gets weird." ~ Wilith
📅︎ May 05
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"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powere...

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Jun 05
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“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered...

“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” — Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Feb 21
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"They'll often ignore me if I say 'Looks like something weird is going on.', but may just ...

"They'll often ignore me if I say 'Looks like something weird is going on.', but may just listen if I say 'God wants me to fight demons.' or 'A secret robot asked me to talk to you...'. I'm pretty sure some intelligent command decisions are called for here." ~ Scary Pratchett
📅︎ Apr 21
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"No one is saying that you've broken any laws, M...

"No one is saying that you've broken any laws, Mr. President... We're just saying it's a little weird that you didn't have to." -- John Oliver on PRISM
📅︎ Jun 11
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"The weird thing about being go...

"The weird thing about being good,is that sometimes we're good with the bad ones" (William Ventura)
📅︎ Jul 05
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“It was weird because hip-hop was becoming this force, then grunge music stopp...

“It was weird because hip-hop was becoming this force, then grunge music stopped it for one second, ya know? Those ‘hair bands’ were too easy for us to take out; when Kurt Cobain came with that statement it was like, ‘We got to wait awhile.'”
📅︎ Apr 06
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, maki...

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~Jimmy Fallon
📅︎ Feb 24
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We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find som...

We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love.” - Dr. Seuss
📅︎ Feb 15
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"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that...

"Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they're going to be the only things separating you from everyone else." - Sebastian Stan
📅︎ Jun 08
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"Eccentric is a nice word to replace 'weird' and 'cr...

"Eccentric is a nice word to replace 'weird' and 'crazy', which you can use when you really like someone." from "The Umbrella" - Harables Short Stories 1 by Haidji
📅︎ Dec 04
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"Be Weird. Your S...

"Be Weird. Your Strangeness Is Your Magic" - Parker Lewis
📅︎ Nov 24
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There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered...

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Aug 15
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My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, ...

My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish, where she used to dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time. - Bo Burnham
📅︎ Dec 13
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"Be weird. Your s...

"Be weird. Your strangeness is your magic." - Parker Lewis
📅︎ Oct 20
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"When the goin...

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
📅︎ Nov 30
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We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we...

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. -- Dr. Seuss
📅︎ Oct 11
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"BEING A LITTLE WEIRD IS J...

"BEING A LITTLE WEIRD IS JUST NATURAL SIDE-EFFECT OF BEING AWESOME"- Sue Fitzmaurice
📅︎ Nov 18
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"It's the blessing of having a weird face- s...

"It's the blessing of having a weird face- somewhere between an otter and something people find vaguely attractive." -Benedict Cumberbatch
📅︎ Mar 01
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“Be weird. Your ...

“Be weird. Your strangeness is your magic.” Parker Lewis
📅︎ Dec 10
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"Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist a...

"Weird heroes and mould-breaking champions exist as living proof to those who need it that the tyranny of the rat race is not yet final." - Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Nov 28
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“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when ...

“We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” Dr.Seuss
📅︎ Nov 27
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“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find som...

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.” --Robert Fulghum
📅︎ Aug 10
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"Well, I don't know how many years o...

"Well, I don't know how many years on this Earth I got left. I'm going to get real weird with it." -- Frank Reynolds
📅︎ May 11
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"Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical...

"Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book." John Green
📅︎ Apr 03
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“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when w...

“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” ― Dr. Seuss
📅︎ Dec 20
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"People that are really very weird can...

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle
📅︎ Jul 30
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