Weekend Quotes

"...Michael wasn’t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic tha...

"...Michael wasn’t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic that the fear of one little word could have such an effect on two grown boys. Would you like to get together this weekend? No. A big little word." - Christopher Pike, "Final Friends Book 1: The Party"
📅︎ Feb 23
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“Always take some of the play, fun, fr...

“Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week and your work.” – Rasheed Ogunlaru
📅︎ Nov 26
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Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is...

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" -- Rita Rudner
📅︎ Jul 04
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"In a country where witch-hunting is a stable and lucrative career, ...

"In a country where witch-hunting is a stable and lucrative career, and also an amateur pastime enjoyed by millions of hobbyists on the weekend, we know there are no real witches worth a damn." — Mencius Moldbug
📅︎ Sep 11
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"Not only is there no Go...

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends." — Woody Allen
📅︎ May 08
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"Philadelphia i...

"Philadelphia is closed on weekends" -George Carlin
📅︎ Mar 01
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"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is...

"When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'" — Rita Rudner
📅︎ Sep 11
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"Even a bad weekend...

"Even a bad weekend is better than a good Monday." -- Bill Lewis
📅︎ Jan 19
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"Weekends don't count unless y...

"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless" Bill Watterson
📅︎ Mar 28
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"We waste so many days waiting for the weekend. So...

"We waste so many days waiting for the weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for future comfort is the biggest thief of life" -Joshua Glenn Clark
📅︎ Aug 14
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Weekend forecast: mild alco...

Weekend forecast: mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and poor judgement.
📅︎ Dec 17
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"We waste so many of our days waiting for the week...

"We waste so many of our days waiting for the weekend. So many nights wanting morning. Our lust for the future comfort is the biggest thief of life" - Unknown
📅︎ Feb 26
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"If you leave for the weekend without ...

"If you leave for the weekend without cleaning, I will change the locks. I've done it before and it is NOT hard." - My mom
📅︎ Jul 09
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"I was also going to give a graduation speech in A...

"I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend, but with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me." -ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
📅︎ May 13
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“Surrealism” is to have 20.000 friends i...

“Surrealism” is to have 20.000 friends in Facebook&Twitter, but your phone doesn’t ring during the weekend. - Paulo Coelho
📅︎ Jan 11
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