Weed Quotes

β€œI find it quite ironic that the...

β€œI find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it” Bill Murray
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I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke...

I understand there's a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy. - Anthony Bourdain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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A. A. Milne: "Weeds...

A. A. Milne: "Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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"The most dangerous th...

"The most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it" β€” Various
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Your life is like a dandelion. Some people may ...

Your life is like a dandelion. Some people may view you as an unwanted weed, but there will always be those who see the potential flower within you.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Weeds are flowers ...

Weeds are flowers too once you get to know them.- A.A. Millne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Be the weed growing on the cracks of in the...

Be the weed growing on the cracks of in the cement, beautiful, because it doesn't know it was not supposed to grow there - Shane Koyczan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"Weed is an ...

"Weed is an excuse to hate people" u/Sieran
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"Without hard work,...

"Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds" - Gordon B. Hinckley
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"Happiness must be cultivated. It is like characte...

"Happiness must be cultivated. It is like character. It is not a thing to be safely let alone for a moment, or it will run to weeds" - Elizabeth Stuart Phelps
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"A weed is a plant that has mastered e...

"A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill, except learning how to grow in rows. Be a weed." -Doug Lasrson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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"Your grandparents and parents wor...

"Your grandparents and parents worked hard so you could smoke weed and be a communist faggot!" - Sacco Vandal
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Without hard work...

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - G. Hinckley
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"Weeds are flowers ...

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." - A.A. Milne
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"Go often to the house of thy fr...

"Go often to the house of thy friend; for weeds soon choke up the unused path." - Scandinavian Proverb
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"Weeds are flowers ...

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." β€” A. A. Milne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Without hard work,...

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. Gordon B. Hinckley
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What is a weed? A plant w...

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered. - Ralph Emerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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"Weeds are flowers ...

"Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them." - A. A. Milne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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A weed is a plant that has mastere...

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. -Doug Larson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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We plant seeds that will flower as results in our lives, ...

We plant seeds that will flower as results in our lives, so best to remove the weeds of anger, avarice, envy and doubt, that peace and abundance may manifest for all. Dorothy Day
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"Glow whips and naked...

"Glow whips and naked people, that's my life right now" - the weed man.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
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"The whole educational and professional training system is a very elaborate filter, which jus...

"The whole educational and professional training system is a very elaborate filter, which just weeds out people who are too independent, and who think for themselves, and who don’t know how to be submissive, and so on β€” because they’re dysfunctional to the institutions." - Noam Chomsky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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"We're like a gardener with a hose and...

"We're like a gardener with a hose and our attention is water- we can water flowers or we can water weeds." - Josh Radnor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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"In the Netherlands, the prosti...

"In the Netherlands, the prostitutes and weed aren't for us. They're for you!" - /u/PM_ME_YOW_BOOTY
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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β€œBe careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce...

β€œBe careful what you water your dreams with. Water them with worry and fear and you will produce weeds that choke the life from your dream. Water them with optimism and solutions and you will cultivate success. Always be on the lookout for ways to turn a problem into an opportunity for success.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Your mind is a garden, your t...

Your mind is a garden, your thoughts are the seeds you can grow flowers or you can grow weeds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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