Wedding Quotes

A wedding is a funeral...

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. ...Eddie Cantor
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Why do people cry at weddin...

Why do people cry at weddings? they're getting ready for what's coming - big bang theory
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"Not gonna murder...

"Not gonna murder anybody on our wedding day" -Mickey Knox
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Uh, well, legally, I'm not allowed to say ...

Uh, well, legally, I'm not allowed to say that, but yes, that's all I'm saying. โ€”Andrew Aldridge, Four Weddings and a Funeral (2019)
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Pick a wife that would be the...

Pick a wife that would be the best man in your wedding if she wasnโ€™t already standing up in it.
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Wedding are basi...

Wedding are basically funerals with cake - Rick Sanchez
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Airports see more sincere kisses than we...

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The halls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the halls of churches.
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โ€œAirports see more sincere kisses than we...

โ€œAirports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.โ€
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'Airports see more sincere kisses than weddi...

'Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches' -Anonymous
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"It's gonna be great: when a B-list actress marries ...

"It's gonna be great: when a B-list actress marries a man who will never be king in a country that doesn't even matter." ~ Bill Maher on Meghan and Hary's wedding
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Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. N...

Please help in finding the source of this quote:-"Sometimes I wish we met differently. Not at her mothers wedding but somewhere romantic. Somewhere I didn't have celery in my ears and olives in my teeth or salad in my hair, right after I threw baby tomatoes at her mom."
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โ€œAirports see more sincere kisses than weddi...

โ€œAirports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.โ€ -- unknown
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"Airports see more sincere kisses than we...

"Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches."
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โ€œIf you have attended over 100 weddings in ...

โ€œIf you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopyโ€โ€“ (Supposedly) R. Mugabe
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Tell me something short about ...

Tell me something short about the meaning of love, and I will put it in my wedding invitations?!
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"The most dangero...

"The most dangerous food is wedding cake" - James Thurber
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"A man may weep u...

"A man may weep upon his wedding day.โ€ โ€•William Shakespeare
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"A wedding invitation is ...

"A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena." - Peter Sagal (Wait Wait Don't Tell Me)
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The difference between a weddin...

The difference between a wedding and a funeral is that at the funeral there is one less drunk person.
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If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpan...

If a guy can't handle a girl in sweatpants, he sure as hell doesn't deserve her in a wedding dress. | Drake [www.quotesqr.com]
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