Wallet Quotes

โ€œFeed your brain...

โ€œFeed your brain and your brain will feed your walletโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 24
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โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat ...

โ€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat walletsโ€”these are the dominant characteristics of the โ€™80sโ€”the generation of swine.โ€ โ€”Hunter S. Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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"Before you can transform your wallet fro...

"Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich." - Robert Kiyosaki
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 06
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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're no...

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f***ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world." - Chuck Palahniuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists...

"Whenever you hear the consensus of scientists agrees on something or other, reach for your wallet, because you're being had." โ€” Michael Crichton
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are ...

โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ€ -Chuck Palahniuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin w...

"Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet" โ€“ Robin Williams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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โ€œAh, yes, divorce . . . from the Lat...

โ€œAh, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a manโ€™s genitals through his walletโ€ - Robin Williams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not ...

โ€œYou are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are all singing, all dancing crap of the world.โ€ - Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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My wallet is like a...

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry. - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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"Divorce comes from the latin word divo...

"Divorce comes from the latin word divorcerum meaning 'to have your genitals torn out through your wallet'. โ€”Robin Williams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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You are not your job. Youโ€™re not how much money you have in ...

You are not your job. Youโ€™re not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. Youโ€™re not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. โ€“ Fight Club
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 16
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In the world of full Snapcha...

In the world of full Snapchat and Instagram uploads, I keep your picture in my wallet ๐Ÿ˜˜โค๏ธ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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"I keep the doing caps i...

"I keep the doing caps in my wallet; that's what I call condoms." -Aziz Ansari
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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One's wealth is not meassu...

One's wealth is not meassured by the size of his wallet but by the size of his heart.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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