W. c. fields Quotes

"Once, during Prohibition, I was...

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields
📅︎ Jan 28
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"I've never struck a wom...

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Jan 16
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"I am free of all pre...

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Sep 22
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"Horse sense is the thing a h...

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. " - W. C. Fields
📅︎ Dec 30
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I personally stay away from natura...

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. ....W. C. Fields
📅︎ Dec 04
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"Horse sense is the thing a ...

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Aug 06
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody fo...

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Jun 09
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"Some weasel took...

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Apr 28
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"I drink therefore I am." -...

"I drink therefore I am." - W. C. Fields (died from alcohol-related stomach hemorrhage)
📅︎ Apr 15
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"Some weasel took...

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Sep 25
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"It ain't what they c...

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."-- W. C. Fields
📅︎ Sep 01
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"I always keep a supply of stimul...

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Oct 31
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"I never vote for a...

"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Aug 03
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"Last week, I went to...

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." — W. C. Fields
📅︎ Jul 21
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A thing worth having is ...

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
📅︎ Oct 26
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"A woman once drove me to d...

"A woman once drove me to drink, and I never had the decency to thank her." -W. C. Fields
📅︎ Jul 08
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"Start every day off ...

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." W. C. Fields
📅︎ Apr 04
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The laziest man I ever met put po...

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. W. C. Fields
📅︎ Dec 13
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Ah, the patter of little feet aroun...

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler. W. C. Fields
📅︎ Dec 13
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