Vegetable Quotes

An onion can make people cry but...

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. -Will Rogers
📅︎ Mar 02
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"Maybe man is incapable of peace. ...

"Maybe man is incapable of peace. Maybe that is what differentiates man from a vegetable." - William Faulkner
📅︎ Dec 27
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"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, ...

"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America." - Barrett Garese
📅︎ Nov 19
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"Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined fo...

"Everything is determined by forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insect as well as for the star. Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust - we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper." -Albert Einstein
📅︎ Dec 07
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"Eat a real breakfast. Eat apples and berries every single d...

"Eat a real breakfast. Eat apples and berries every single day. Every. Single. Day. Eat your vegetables. Learn to read food labels so you know what you are eating. Sleep right." Bob Harper
📅︎ Jun 21
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