User Quotes

โ€œThere are only two industries that r...

โ€œThere are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users': illegal drugs and software. " โ€” Edward Tufte
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โ€œInstead of one-way interruption, personalized m...

โ€œInstead of one-way interruption, personalized marketing is about delivering value at just the right moment that a user needs it.โ€ โ€“ David Meerman Scott
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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"Anyone who hears dogwhistles happens ...

"Anyone who hears dogwhistles happens to be a dog himself. Of what breed, I don't know" - SonyXboxNintendo13, Reddit user.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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"Creat for the ide...

"Creat for the ideal user, not for the most common one" - me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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"You can surgically mold your penis into ...

"You can surgically mold your penis into the Eiffel Tower if you want. You're not going to become France" - Twitter user nikoteenie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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"One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw f...

"One day you'll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you'll have to justify the space you've filled." Tumblr-user Curseworm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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โ€œIf you canโ€™t intelligently argue for both s...

โ€œIf you canโ€™t intelligently argue for both sides of an issue, you donโ€™t understand the issue well enough to argue for either.โ€ โ€“ Reddit user
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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"Desperation is giv...

"Desperation is giving a weapon that costs more than it's user."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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I had this deep, deep feeling that nobody would ever love me if I l...

I had this deep, deep feeling that nobody would ever love me if I left the religion... and also feeling like nobody would ever love me if I stayed because deep down I didn't believe. /user/Jon-Norelation-Wayne
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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"Hell is defined as being visited, on ...

"Hell is defined as being visited, on your deathbed, by the person you could have become." - Reddit user CharlesKilogram
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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"Sometimes I go a year completely sobe...

"Sometimes I go a year completely sober just because sobriety is it's own strange drug in a way." - Reddit User chimeraguy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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"The most terrifying words in the English lan...

"The most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the Republican Party and I'm here to reform.'" - pch101, Washington Post user
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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With software there are only two possibilities: either the users control the pr...

With software there are only two possibilities: either the users control the program or the program controls the users. If the program controls the users, and the developer controls the program, then the program is an instrument of unjust power.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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What is a god to ...

What is a god to a Pepe? -karol chruzik random YouTube user
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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"You didn't kill anyon...

"You didn't kill anyone, you just couldn't save them." ~imgur user KMF3967
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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Well, I drank too much and quit that. I smoked too much and I quit that. Bu...

Well, I drank too much and quit that. I smoked too much and I quit that. But I could never love my wife too much and she loves me and we've been together 28 years. I figure that means I'm doing something right. - opie2 (Reddit User)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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A great designer knows how to work wit...

A great designer knows how to work with text not just as content, he treats text as a user interface.โ€”Oliver Reichenstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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"An antiperspirant is most effective when users apply it when they are sweatin...

"An antiperspirant is most effective when users apply it when they are sweating the least."โ€”dermatologist David Pariser, former president of the American Academy of Dermatology and founding president of the International Hyperhidrosis Society
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 28
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... Facebook makes each user's cover photo and profile photo ...

... Facebook makes each user's cover photo and profile photo visible as public informationโ€”which means everyone on the site and even people who do not use Facebook can see it.โ€”New York Times
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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...at least 90% of In...

...at least 90% of Instagram users are younger than 35.โ€”New York Times
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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80% of Instagram us...

80% of Instagram users are from outside the U.S.โ€”New York Times
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 02
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"We could have had a 3 day work wee...

"We could have had a 3 day work week, instead we made a bunch of dbags super rich. :(" - reddit user sumthingcool
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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"Drinking plenty of water, sleeping at regular times, exercising, aski...

"Drinking plenty of water, sleeping at regular times, exercising, asking yourself if you're being as fair as possible to yourself and others, and accepting that who you are as a person changes every day" -Reddit User
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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"Caution: cape does not e...

"Caution: cape does not enable the user to fly." -Warning label on a Batman costume
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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"Everybody expects dickbutt, bu...

"Everybody expects dickbutt, but no one expects the Spanish Inquisition." -- Imgur user slitherlitter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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