Umbrella Quotes

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says ...

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'... Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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"My brain is m...

"My brain is my heart's umbrella." - Jeffrey Lewis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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"May the darkness withi...

"May the darkness within you find peace in the light." The Umbrella Academy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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β€œI can’t stop the rain ...

β€œI can’t stop the rain from falling, but I can hold your umbrella.”-Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"People say I love you all the time. When they say 'take an umbrella, it's rain...

"People say I love you all the time. When they say 'take an umbrella, it's raining,' or 'hurry back,' or even 'watch out, you'll break your neck.' There are hundreds of ways of wording it - you just have to listen for it my dear." – John Patrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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No relationship is all sunshine,...

No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"Eccentric is a nice word to replace 'weird' and 'cr...

"Eccentric is a nice word to replace 'weird' and 'crazy', which you can use when you really like someone." from "The Umbrella" - Harables Short Stories 1 by Haidji
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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"What if I got hit by lightning while wa...

"What if I got hit by lightning while walking with an umbrella? Ban umbrellas! Fight the menace of lightning!" - Cory Doctorow
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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"You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the...

"You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too." -Fakespeare.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his...

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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