Two Quotes

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins in...

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down. —Mitch Hedberg
📅︎ Mar 05
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Two possibilities exist: Either we are ...

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying. - Arthur C. Clarke
📅︎ Mar 07
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“People say suicide is selfish. I think it’s selfish to ask...

“People say suicide is selfish. I think it’s selfish to ask people to continue living painful and miserable lives, just so you possibly won’t feel sad for a week or two.” —Bill Zeller
📅︎ Mar 05
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"To get something done, a committee sh...

"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent." — Robert Copeland
📅︎ Feb 21
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"We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain o...

"We must all suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons." Jim Rohn
📅︎ Feb 29
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“A man with one watch knows what...

“A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.” - Segal's law
📅︎ Mar 05
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One out of every three Americans is suffering from so...

One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you. - George Carlin
📅︎ Feb 16
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The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemi...

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches the other with five. - Dr. Carl Sagan
📅︎ Mar 14
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Arguing with a foo...

Arguing with a fool only proves there are two.-Doris M Smith
📅︎ Mar 17
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"Two things are infinite: the univer...

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
📅︎ Feb 15
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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychi...

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist two plumbers, and a bartender. ...Rodney Dangerfield
📅︎ Mar 16
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“When faced with two choices, flip a coin. W...

“When faced with two choices, flip a coin. When it’s in the air, you’ll know which side you’re hoping for.” - Arnold “The Brain” Rothstein
📅︎ Jan 10
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But believe me, my dear boy, there...

But believe me, my dear boy, there is nothing stronger than those two: patience and time, they will do it all
📅︎ Mar 07
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"There are two flames burning in the human heart...

"There are two flames burning in the human heart. The flame of anger against injustice, and the flame of hope you can build a better world" - Tony Benn
📅︎ Feb 27
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You think because you understand ‘one’ you mu...

You think because you understand ‘one’ you must also understand ‘two’, because one and one make two. But you must also understand ‘and’. -rumi
📅︎ Mar 16
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"There are two flames burning in the human heart...

"There are two flames burning in the human heart. The flame of anger against injustice, and the flame of hope you can build a better world" - Tony Benn
📅︎ Feb 28
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“There are only two ways to live your life. One...

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” — Albert Einstein
📅︎ Feb 28
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"Never half ass tw...

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." -Ron Swanson
📅︎ Mar 12
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When one ...

When one forgives, two are healed.
📅︎ Feb 14
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"There are two ways to conquer and...

"There are two ways to conquer and enslave a country. One is by the sword. The other is by debt." - John Adams
📅︎ Feb 29
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Two brothers who could never ag...

Two brothers who could never agree. Logical thinking of the brain and emotional feelings of the heart
📅︎ Mar 13
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"Every time we deal wi...

"Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more." - Tyrion Lannister
📅︎ Feb 04
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"There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other i...

"There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women." - M.A. Jinnah
📅︎ Feb 27
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"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to...

"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." – Søren Kierkegaard
📅︎ Feb 16
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The two most powerfu...

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. – Leo Tolstoy
📅︎ Mar 05
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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull:...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? ...Danny DeVito
📅︎ Feb 18
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'I like to have a martini, two at the ver...

'I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under my host.' - Dorothy Parker
📅︎ Feb 13
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There are two ways of spreading ...

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. – Edith Wharton
📅︎ Feb 14
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"Entrepreneurship isn’t linear. You start. You take two steps forward. You take one step sidew...

"Entrepreneurship isn’t linear. You start. You take two steps forward. You take one step sideways. You spin 45 degrees. You take 4 steps forward. You realize you’re walking the wrong way. You gather your bearings. You finally walk in the right direction. You Just Keep Walking." - Betty Liu
📅︎ Feb 17
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Never forget that when we are ...

Never forget that when we are silent, we are one. And when we speak we are two. ...Indira Gandhi
📅︎ Feb 24
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"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE...

"I CAN SEE THE FUTURE: in two minutes things will be roughly the same"
📅︎ Feb 24
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"Here's a rule I recommen...

"Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once." — Tallulah Bankhead
📅︎ Feb 15
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“There are two ways of spreading ...

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” - Edith Wharton
📅︎ Feb 16
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"Maliciousness and benevolence are two things that cannot be judged from the outside. Pe...

"Maliciousness and benevolence are two things that cannot be judged from the outside. Perhaps you misjudged me today, and may do so tomorrow but i am nevertheless still the same person. Therefore i was never worried about someone misjudging me." - Cao Meng De to Chen Gong
📅︎ Feb 14
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"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one w...

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? "I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone." -Jack Handey
📅︎ Feb 12
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"There are two ways to have the tallest building in ...

"There are two ways to have the tallest building in town. One is to tear everyone else's building down, and the other is to build your building taller." -Jim Rohn
📅︎ Feb 10
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i was giving him a chance to put...

i was giving him a chance to put two and two together and come up with an answer greater than infinity
📅︎ Feb 27
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One idiot is one idiot. Two idiot...

One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party - Franz Kafka
📅︎ Nov 21
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"There are two things that will be believe...

"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink." — Booth Tarkington
📅︎ Feb 26
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"There are two things in the world that we ...

"There are two things in the world that we cannot see through directly: one is the sun, and the other is the human heart." - from tvshow
📅︎ Feb 18
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"...Michael wasn’t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic tha...

"...Michael wasn’t exactly enjoying a period of low blood pressure. It struck him as ironic that the fear of one little word could have such an effect on two grown boys. Would you like to get together this weekend? No. A big little word." - Christopher Pike, "Final Friends Book 1: The Party"
📅︎ Feb 23
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"We shall soon be in a world in which a man may be howled down for saying that two and two...

"We shall soon be in a world in which a man may be howled down for saying that two and two make four, in which people will persecute the heresy of calling a triangle a three-sided figure, and hang a man for maddening a mob with the news that grass is green." - G.K. Chesterton
📅︎ Nov 20
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“There are only two industries that r...

“There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users': illegal drugs and software. " — Edward Tufte
📅︎ Oct 04
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"always ask two questions: How many countries have milit...

"always ask two questions: How many countries have military bases in the United States? And in how many countries does the United States not have military bases?"-Jose Saramago
📅︎ Jan 06
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"Most of us have two lives: the life we li...

"Most of us have two lives: the life we live, and the unlived life within us. Between the two stands Resistance." — Stephen Pressfield
📅︎ Jan 11
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"There are two types of people who will tell you that you c...

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try, and those who are afraid you will succeed." - Ray Goforth
📅︎ Jan 31
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"Never half ass two...

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." -Bernie Madoff
📅︎ Feb 11
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"The most important point is...

"The most important point is to accept yourself and stand on your two feet." -Shunryu Suzuki
📅︎ Feb 02
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“Most train to be part of the game. The greatest train to be the game...

“Most train to be part of the game. The greatest train to be the game: I am the game. Third-and-9, two-minutes left, that's what I train for. I train for moments everyone runs from. I run for them.” -Michael Irvin
📅︎ Jan 31
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"Y'all have two lives. The...

"Y'all have two lives. The second one starts when you realize that you only have one."
📅︎ Jan 27
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“No matter how thin you s...

“No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.” - Baruch Spinoza
📅︎ Jan 22
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"If two men agree on everything, y...

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." — Lyndon B. Johnson
📅︎ Dec 03
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"Persistence and grit are two fundame...

"Persistence and grit are two fundamental elements when it comes to succeeding at anything" -- Someone famous probably
📅︎ Feb 05
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"The two symbols of the Republican Party...

"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change." — Seth MacFarlane
📅︎ Feb 09
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"...Mr. President, we and you ought not now to pull on the ends of the...

"...Mr. President, we and you ought not now to pull on the ends of the rope in which you have tied the knot of war, because the more the two of us pull, the tighter that knot will be tied." - Chairman Nikita Khrushchev
📅︎ Jan 08
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“Pessimist:One who, when ...

“Pessimist:One who, when he has the choice of two evils, choses both.” -Oscar Wilde
📅︎ Jan 07
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“ Two thousand two...

“ Two thousand two hundred souls onboard sir”. -from titanic-“
📅︎ Feb 01
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"One quote for you,...

"One quote for you, two quotes for me." -- Bugsy Malone (Maybe?)
📅︎ Feb 06
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“The worldly hope men set their hearts upon turns ashes --...

“The worldly hope men set their hearts upon turns ashes -- or it prospers; and anon, Like snow upon the desert's dusty face lighting a little hour or two -- is gone.” - Omar Khayyam
📅︎ Jan 29
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“Why is it that, as a culture, we are m...

“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ” - Ernest J. Gaines
📅︎ Dec 23
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If you argue with...

If you argue with an idiot, there are two idiots -- unknown
📅︎ Jan 19
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Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever do...

Today as always, men fall into two groups: slaves and free men. Whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself, is a slave, whatever he may be: a statesman, a businessman, an official, or a scholar. - Friedrich Nietzsche
📅︎ Dec 29
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"And the real world is driven by two types of people. Those who want power and those who wa...

"And the real world is driven by two types of people. Those who want power and those who want money. The first want a statue, the second enjoyment. And the currency they use when negotiating with each other to get what they want is called corruption". ( in "Phantom" by Jo Nesbø).
📅︎ Nov 04
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"Football is a mistake. It combines the ...

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." — George F. Will
📅︎ Jan 28
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"Technology is dominated by two types of people: t...

"Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand." — Putt's Law
📅︎ Jan 22
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"The people who reject you are helping you just as m...

"The people who reject you are helping you just as much for your personal growth as the people who accept you. They are two sides of the same coin." - Ravi Silari
📅︎ Dec 14
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"The conception of two people living together for twenty...

"The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep." — Alan Patrick Herbert
📅︎ Jan 11
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"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser...

"History is always written by the winners. When two cultures clash, the loser is obliterated, and the winner writes the history books - books which glorify their own causes and disparage the conquered foe." - Dan Brown, The da Vinci code
📅︎ Oct 06
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"It takes two to speak the t...

"It takes two to speak the truth — one to speak and another to hear." – Henry David Thoreau
📅︎ Jan 21
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"There are two types of people: ...

"There are two types of people: those that say they pee in the pool, and liars" - some youtube comment
📅︎ Jan 26
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If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are ...

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? ...Jerry Seinfeld
📅︎ Dec 09
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“The two most important days of you...

“The two most important days of your life are the day you were born and the day you find out why.” ~ Mark Twain
📅︎ Dec 20
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"We are born, we are shadows, we cast shadows of ...

"We are born, we are shadows, we cast shadows of our own, and then we are gone. All anyone can hope for is to be remembered two shadows deep." - Hugh Howey
📅︎ Jan 10
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"When you get to the end of all the light you know and it's time to step into the dark...

"When you get to the end of all the light you know and it's time to step into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing that one of two things shall happen: either you will be given something solid to stand on, or you will be taught how to fly." - Edward Teller
📅︎ Dec 27
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“Two things are infinite: the univer...

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ― Albert Einstein
📅︎ Jan 02
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"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'...

"Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office." — David Broder
📅︎ Dec 31
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There are two great pains in life:...

There are two great pains in life: Being snubbed from award you have earned and receiving award you have not.
📅︎ Jan 02
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So we grew together like to a double cherry, seem...

So we grew together like to a double cherry, seeming parted, but yet an union in partition, two lovely berries molded on one stem. ...William Shakespeare
📅︎ Jan 15
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"Between two evils, I a...

"Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before." - Mae West
📅︎ Dec 18
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Love is like infinity: You can't have more or less infinity, and ...

Love is like infinity: You can't have more or less infinity, and you can't compare two things to see if they're 'equally infinite.' Infinity just is, and that's the way I think love is, too. FRED ROGERS
📅︎ Dec 10
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