Turkey Quotes

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and ...

May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner Stay off your thighs! ...Grandpa Jones
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β€˜Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores h...

β€˜Holiday binge-buying has deep roots in American culture: department stores have been associating turkey gluttony with its spending equivalent since they began sponsoring Thanksgiving Day parades in the early 20th century.’ Adam Davidson
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"Most turkeys taste better the...

"Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before." β€” Rita Rudner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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''Never judge an eagl...

''Never judge an eagle by the opinion of turkeys." -Matshona Dhliwayo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Humankind is made up of two sexes, women and men. Is it possible for humankind...

Humankind is made up of two sexes, women and men. Is it possible for humankind to grow by the improvement of only one part while the other part is ignored? -Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, founder and the first president of Turkey (19 May 1881-1938)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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"To me, social media is the wor...

"To me, social media is the worst menace to society." - R. Tayyip Erdogan, the current PM of Turkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"If Human value was measured by how m...

"If Human value was measured by how many dicks you've gobbled, I'd say you're a rich turkey." - Bobby "Cuckoo" Larucko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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