Traffic Quotes

โ€œAmericans will put up wit...

โ€œAmericans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.โ€ โ€• Dan Rather
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it". -Ellen Goodman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 20
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If not for waiting in Traffic, ...

If not for waiting in Traffic, Humankind would have lost its patience long time back ~Infinite Radius
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." โ€” Ellen Goodman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Maybe eternity is...

Maybe eternity is found in the traffic lights. (anonymous)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic i...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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โ€œA very small sentence but has a big m...

โ€œA very small sentence but has a big meaning : Lesser the traffic of thoughts in our mind, easier is the journey of life."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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โ€œThere are no traffi...

โ€œThere are no traffic jams along the extra mile.โ€ ~ Roger Staubach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 03
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โ€œThe truth is that stress doesnโ€™t come from your boss, your kids, you...

โ€œThe truth is that stress doesnโ€™t come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.โ€ โ€• Andrew J. Bernstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 13
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"Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of thes...

"Do not lose time on daily trivialities. Do not dwell on petty detail. For all of these things melt away and drift apart within the obscure traffic of time. Live well and live broadly. You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead." - Clone Emily
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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"If you close your mind in judgements, and traffic with desires, ...

"If you close your mind in judgements, and traffic with desires, your heart will be troubled. If you keep your mind from judging, and aren't led by the senses, your heart will find peace." Tao Te Ching
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of b...

"How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, piss, brush teeth, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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"The stars will never align & the traffic lights of life will never all be green at the same...

"The stars will never align & the traffic lights of life will never all be green at the same time. The universe doesnโ€™t conspire against you, but it doesnโ€™t go out of its way to line up the pins either. โ€˜Somedayโ€™ is a disease that will take your dreams to the grave with you.โ€ โ€” Tim Ferriss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15
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"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a c...

"Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it." - Ellen Goodman.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your nor...

โ€œFew people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.โ€ - Hunter Thompson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 01
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On the surface, cool as a...

On the surface, cool as a cucumber. On the inside, squirrel in traffic. ~Anonymous.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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There are no traffi...

There are no traffic jams along the extra mile - Robert Staubach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, y...

"The truth is that stress doesn't come from your boss, your kids, your spouse, traffic jams, health challenges, or other circumstances. It comes from your thoughts about these circumstances.โ€ -Andrew Bernstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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"You are not stuck...

"You are not stuck in traffic. You *are* traffic." ~ Unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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Admit that if tomorrow all of humanity disappeared to be replaced by cats that this would only be...

Admit that if tomorrow all of humanity disappeared to be replaced by cats that this would only be an improvement. No traffic jams or pollution, no wars or television shows. Every ridiculous, time-wasting, misery inducing preoccupation of your species...gone. Just like that. Doesn't it sound lovely?
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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"Don't you ever hit anybody....

"Don't you ever hit anybody... You let the wall do it, or the floor, or oncoming traffic."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 13
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