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“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins in...

“I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I’m gonna put pins into all the locations that I’ve traveled to. But first, I’m gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won’t fall down. —Mitch Hedberg
📅︎ Mar 05
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"The only Zen you find at th...

"The only Zen you find at the top of the mountain is the Zen you bring with you" --- proverb
📅︎ Feb 11
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"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, som...

"And while most Democratic voters list beating Trump as their top issue, some members of a belligerent progressive faction led by Bernie Sanders seems more interested in ideological purity than in winning in November." - Garry Kasparov.
📅︎ Mar 06
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"If you don’t like a Rule…Jus...

"If you don’t like a Rule…Just Follow it…Reach on the Top…And Change the Rule.” -Adolf Hitler.
📅︎ Feb 05
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"If you're in the ocean, ...

"If you're in the ocean, you're on the food chain, and not at the top." - u/tjtoml
📅︎ Jan 12
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“You won’t find reasonabl...

“You won’t find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains.” - Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Sep 27
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"He [the son] needs to know tha...

"He [the son] needs to know that the rain only brings peace to those who lives on the top" Bei, Aline
📅︎ Dec 14
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"Rock bottom will te...

"Rock bottom will teach you lessons that mountain tops never will."
📅︎ Jul 18
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The worst feeli...

The worst feeling is no feeling -the top of my head
📅︎ Dec 04
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“Is there anything more capitalist than ...

“Is there anything more capitalist than a peanut with a top hat, cane, and monocle selling you other peanuts to eat?“ —Unknown
📅︎ Oct 17
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Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to...

Oh they used to laugh at me When I refused to ride On all those double-decker buses All because there was no driver on the top - Joni Mitchell
📅︎ Oct 13
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“Rock bottom will teach...

“Rock bottom will teach you lessons that mountain tops never will” - Unknown
📅︎ Dec 15
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“You won’t find reasonab...

“You won’t find reasonable men on the tops of tall mountains” Hunter S. Thompson
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One of my top favorite life advice I have received is, when talking behind some...

One of my top favorite life advice I have received is, when talking behind someone's back, talk like they can hear you. that sticks in my head most days. If you have something to say but wouldn't say it to that person, why even say it at all..
📅︎ Aug 21
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“You must understand that there...

“You must understand that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain.” -Miyamoto Musashi
📅︎ Jul 13
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“Everyone wants to live on top of the mo...

“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.” — Andy Rooney
📅︎ Jul 27
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"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins int...

"I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down." — Mitch Hedberg
📅︎ Sep 16
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"The worst part about being on to...

"The worst part about being on top of the world is realizing you have to come down eventually."-Weeberry1
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"A wise man can see more from t...

"A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top ." — Unknown
📅︎ Jul 07
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"Only the ...

"Only the dead fish float to the top."
📅︎ Jul 21
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“ you must understand that there...

“ you must understand that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain”. - Miyamoto Musashi
📅︎ Jul 08
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“There is alway...

“There is always room at the top.” ~ Daniel Webster
📅︎ May 29
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Top 10 Wi...

Top 10 William Shakespeare Quotes
📅︎ May 18
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“The only Zen you find on the ...

“The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there” - Robert M. Pirsig
📅︎ Mar 12
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“Society is like a stew. If you don't s...

“Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.” -Edward Abbey
📅︎ Oct 14
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"The last time anybody made a list of the top...

"The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." — Douglas Adams
📅︎ Feb 20
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"People may spend their whole lives climbing the ladder...

"People may spend their whole lives climbing the ladder of success only to find, once they reach the top, that the ladder is leaning against the wrong wall." - Thomas Merton
📅︎ Dec 01
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You won't find reasonable...

You won't find reasonable men on top of tall mountains. -Hunter Stockton Thompson
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You do not win by struggling to the to...

You do not win by struggling to the top of a caste system, you win by refusing to be trapped within one at all. Naomi Wolf
📅︎ Jan 21
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" The Man On Top Of T...

" The Man On Top Of The Mountain Didn't Fall There " _ Vince Lombardi _
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"Some men are always on top of their ...

"Some men are always on top of their game. I am mostly always confused." - Charles Bukowski, "Love Is a Dog from Hell"
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"There are times when silence is t...

"There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice." - Orlando Aloysius Battista
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“A ladder that can only be cli...

“A ladder that can only be climbed by stepping on others, is not worth being at the top of.” -me
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"Why isn't there a spe...

"Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?" — Lily Tomlin
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"If one morning I walked on top of the water acro...

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"." — Lyndon B. Johnson
📅︎ Jul 28
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"A two-year-old is kind of like...

"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it." - Jerry Seinfeld
📅︎ Dec 07
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"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to...

"I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top." — An English Professor
📅︎ Nov 10
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"There is no talent here. This is hard work. This is smart work. This is an obs...

"There is no talent here. This is hard work. This is smart work. This is an obsession. You could be anyone if you put in the time. You 'll reach the top and that's that. I am not talented. I am obsessed! Obsessed with success." - Conor Mcgregor
📅︎ Sep 13
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“Don’t count your friends when you’re on top...

“Don’t count your friends when you’re on top of the world. Count your friends when the world is on top of you. It’s a more accurate count.”
📅︎ Nov 29
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“I want translations with copious footnotes, footnotes reaching up like skyscrapers t...

“I want translations with copious footnotes, footnotes reaching up like skyscrapers to the top of this or that page so as to leave only a gleam of one textual line between commentary and eternity”. —Vladimir Nabokov, ‘Problems of Translation’, Partisan Review 12.
📅︎ Oct 07
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"And at times you appear in the tower of my...

"And at times you appear in the tower of my thoughts,giving me caresses that elevate me to the top floor of my desires" (William Ventura)
📅︎ Nov 24
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You won't find reasonable...

You won't find reasonable men on top of tall mountains. -Hunter Stockton Thompson
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"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than wha...

"Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie." — Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
📅︎ Aug 20
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"It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming a...

"It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them. On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever." -Douglas Adams
📅︎ Dec 11
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“If happiness is the goal - and i...

“If happiness is the goal - and it should be - then adventure should be a top priority.” - Richard Branson
📅︎ Jan 05
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"Education should be one of our top funding priorities...

"Education should be one of our top funding priorities; talking about it does not help the teachers and students who desperately need promises fulfilled." - Solomon Ortiz
📅︎ Aug 27
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"The easiest way to be at the ...

"The easiest way to be at the top of your field, is to choose a very small field." - Simone Giertz
📅︎ May 10
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“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified ...

“Birds scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth, but sadly we don't speak bird.” ~Kurt Cobain
📅︎ Jan 04
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“You can’t be that kid standing at the...

“You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.” - Tina Fey
📅︎ Apr 10
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"Are we supposed to believe that Viktor Vekselberg, one of the world's wealthiest men and one o...

"Are we supposed to believe that Viktor Vekselberg, one of the world's wealthiest men and one of Russia's top 3 most powerful oligarchs, came all the way to Trump Tower to see Michael Cohen...but did not actually meet with Trump? That is an implausible narrative." -Maria Ashot, NYT Commenter
📅︎ May 26
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Why do we even try when the barriers are so high and the odds are so low? why don't we just pack ...

Why do we even try when the barriers are so high and the odds are so low? why don't we just pack it in and go home? It'd be so, so much easier. It's because, in the end, there's no glory in easy. No one remembers easy. They remember the blood and the bones and long, agonizing fight to the top. And
📅︎ Apr 30
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"The things you bury deepest in th...

"The things you bury deepest in the garbage always end up on top when dumped out" - Me while cleaning my room
📅︎ Feb 24
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I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into...

I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map... so it won't fall down. ~Mitch Hedburg
📅︎ May 30
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Being on Mountain Top is better than be...

Being on Mountain Top is better than being on first Step. But being on the first step is better than Remaining On The Ground.
📅︎ Jul 30
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"The only Zen you can find on th...

"The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there." - Robert M. Pirsig
📅︎ Jan 12
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The pain is too much to go on but we push ourselves anyway. Because to stop here ...

The pain is too much to go on but we push ourselves anyway. Because to stop here would just be a depressing ending and we would rather die on our way to the top then quit one day too soon. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
📅︎ Nov 02
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The pain is too much to go on but we push ourselves anyway. Because to stop here ...

The pain is too much to go on but we push ourselves anyway. Because to stop here would just be a depressing ending and we would rather die on our way to the top then quit one day too soon. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
📅︎ Feb 16
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"Either you're really on the to...

"Either you're really on the top of the world, or you're swimming upside down." - Marvin De Lazarus
📅︎ Nov 05
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Conservatism is using piano tops as lifeboats all around because it worked...

Conservatism is using piano tops as lifeboats all around because it worked some time ago in titanic. Liberalism is dropping the idea of lifeboats altogether just because conservatives are thinking about it, letting people drown.
📅︎ Jul 16
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