Threesome Quotes

"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual p...

"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One". And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time." - Russel Brand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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"Sex is kinda like pizza....

"Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good." -Threesome (1994)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a p...

"Ok, this is the most unfun threesome I have ever been a part of. Nobody's having sex and someone is yelling. I'm out of here." -James Van Der Beek (Don't trust the bitch in apt 23)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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