Theory Quotes

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the ...

"We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart." H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
📅︎ Feb 28
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I am a misanthropic humanis...

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY. ...Bill Hicks
📅︎ Feb 10
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"If the facts don't fi...

"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." — Albert Einstein
📅︎ Mar 11
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"My theory is that if you look confident...

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." — Jessica Alba
📅︎ Dec 09
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“In theory there is no difference between t...

“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice there is.” -J ohannes Lambertus Adriana van de snepscheut
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Democracy is the theory that the commo...

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. – H. L. Mencken
📅︎ Feb 21
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Why do people cry at weddin...

Why do people cry at weddings? they're getting ready for what's coming - big bang theory
📅︎ Mar 02
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I'm sure there's a reasonable exp...

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation that won't ruin my day. —Amy Farrah Fowler, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Feb 09
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“Recapitulating, we may say that according to the general theory of relativity spa...

“Recapitulating, we may say that according to the general theory of relativity space is endowed with physical qualities; in this sense, therefore, there exists an ether. ...nor therefore any space-time intervals in the physical sense." - Albert Einstein.
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"The [quantum] theory reminds me a littl...

"The [quantum] theory reminds me a little of the system of delusions of an exceedingly intelligent paranoiac." ~ Albert Einstein
📅︎ Nov 24
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“Cosmology...it’s a kind of religio...

“Cosmology...it’s a kind of religion for Intelligent atheists.” -Stephen Hawking (The Theory of Everything movie)
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"Democracy is the theory that the comm...

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard." — H. L. Mencken
📅︎ Oct 12
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for a...

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” ― Douglas Adams,
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Without a revolutionary th...

Without a revolutionary theory there can be no revolutionary movement. -Vladimir Lenin
📅︎ Sep 29
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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for ...

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - Douglas Adams
📅︎ Dec 24
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"My theory is that all ...

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." — Mike Myers
📅︎ Jul 13
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“It is amateurs who have one big bright beautiful idea that they ca...

“It is amateurs who have one big bright beautiful idea that they can never abandon. Professionals know that they have to produce theory after theory before they are likely to hit the jackpot.” ― Francis Crick
📅︎ Jul 29
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“It is amateurs who have one big bright beautiful idea that they ca...

“It is amateurs who have one big bright beautiful idea that they can never abandon. Professionals know that they have to produce theory after theory before they are likely to hit the jackpot.” - Francis Crick
📅︎ Jul 27
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"The times that scare ...

"The times that scare you, are the times you grow the most" - Yes Theory
📅︎ Jun 17
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If you're going to mock me at ...

If you're going to mock me at least get your facts straight. — Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Jul 07
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"One eternal engine of thought for one kilogram of mass-energy" ― Isaac Arth...

"One eternal engine of thought for one kilogram of mass-energy" ― Isaac Arthur, Civilizations at the End of Time: Iron Stars (the theory that 6 * 10^34 people can be simulated per kilogram of matter with reversible computing...forever)
📅︎ Jun 14
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I hate every word in t...

I hate every word in that sentence. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Jul 21
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“He seems to have fancied that he was a genius too--that is, he was convinced of it for a time...

“He seems to have fancied that he was a genius too--that is, he was convinced of it for a time. He has suffered a great deal and is still suffering from the idea that he could make a theory, but was incapable of boldly overstepping the law, and so he is not a man of genius.” - Dostoevsky
📅︎ Jun 19
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"My theory of evolut...

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted." — Steven Wright
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"I have a theory that the trut...

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours." — Hunter S. Thompson
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“Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one,...

“Whenever a theory appears to you as the only possible one, take this as a sign that you have neither understood the theory nor the problem which it was intended to solve” - Karl Popper
📅︎ May 06
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"My theory is that all ...

"My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare." — Mike Myers
📅︎ Jan 20
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"My theory is that if you look confident...

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." — Jessica Alba
📅︎ Jan 20
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Just because you have that accent doe...

Just because you have that accent doesn't mean what you say doesn't sound stupid. —Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Dec 09
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This is not a safe place. Can...

This is not a safe place. Can't share anything here. —Rajesh Koothrapali, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Nov 18
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"In theory, there is no differe...

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is." — Chuck Reid
📅︎ Sep 19
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"Democracy is the theory that the comm...

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard." — H. L. Mencken
📅︎ Oct 22
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"It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it...

"It really is a nice theory. The only defect I think it has is probably common to all philosophical theories. It's wrong." — philosopher Saul Kripke, Naming & Necessity
📅︎ Jul 20
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I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant dis...

I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building... Just an elaborate mating ritual. - Robert Ford (Westworld)
📅︎ Aug 10
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If the correct way to do it is...

If the correct way to do it is the wrong way, then I yield. —Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory
📅︎ Jul 26
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