Texas Quotes

“This morning I can’t tell if I’m nihilist or religious, ...

“This morning I can’t tell if I’m nihilist or religious, or if there’s even a difference. If God made the West Texas highway, I guess there probably isn’t.” - Patrick Schneeweiss
📅︎ Jan 02
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"I'll believe that a corp...

"I'll believe that a corporation is a human when Texas executes one." --Bill Moyers
📅︎ Apr 09
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"Texas loves Texas t...

"Texas loves Texas the way Kanye loves Kanye." - some chicks shirt
📅︎ Aug 13
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"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, p...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." -- George W. Bush
📅︎ Apr 02
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"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you a...

"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love." - Butch Hancock
📅︎ May 12
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"I have nothing against the Baptists. I j...

"I have nothing against the Baptists. I just believe they were not held under long enough." - William Cowper Brann of Waco, Texas
📅︎ Aug 26
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"Other then that...

"Other then that, Texas was a bit visit" - Mrs. Kennedy
📅︎ Nov 23
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