Teenage Quotes

โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying t...

โ€œThose teenagers who sit in their rooms crying themselves to sleep at night, were once kids with light in their eyes and hope in their heart.โ€ - Unknown
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โ€œTeenage angst has pa...

โ€œTeenage angst has paid off well, now Iโ€™m old and boredโ€ -Kurt Cobain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where e...

"Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter." - James Truslow Adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's mes...

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." โ€” Dave Barry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, ...

Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it...
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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โ€œDonโ€™t slam the doo...

โ€œDonโ€™t slam the doors, this isnโ€™t one of your teenage parties.โ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the l...

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." โ€” Fran Lebowitz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 14
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"The guys who won World War II and that wh...

"The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits." Clint Eastwood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's mes...

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath." โ€” Dave Barry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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"The power of the teenage females of 13,14,15 of them,when they're in a gang,ha...

"The power of the teenage females of 13,14,15 of them,when they're in a gang,has never left me. They nearly killed me. I was never in more fear for my life than I was from teenage girls. The ones that choked me,tore me to shreds"- Keith Richards
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 08
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"C'mon Stan. People hate spiders. They are creepy. And everybod...

"C'mon Stan. People hate spiders. They are creepy. And everybody knows that teenagers are sidekicks, not superheroes. This Spider-Man idea just won't sell." -- Martin Goodman, Stan Lee's publisher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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"Few things are more satisfying t...

"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." โ€” Doug Larson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the l...

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." โ€” Fran Lebowitz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 09
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"Mistakes are not bound by rebelliousness. People of all ages make m...

"Mistakes are not bound by rebelliousness. People of all ages make mistakes, but when a teenager does, They are blamed ห‰because they are 'young,' while mature adults make more mistakes than teenagers ever will. "
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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"Today we know that 5% of the internet is pornography. But that's beca...

"Today we know that 5% of the internet is pornography. But that's because teenage boys. Just wait 'til the grandmas and grandpas log on to the internet. Then 50% of the internet will be pornography." -Dr. Michio Kaku
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 12
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"Teenage angst has pa...

"Teenage angst has paid off well. Now you're bored and old" - u/myktru
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 01
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"Remember how intensely you loved your boyfriend/girlfriend when you were...

"Remember how intensely you loved your boyfriend/girlfriend when you were a teenager? Love him/her that intensely now. Remember how excited and happy you got about stuff as a kid? Get that excited and happy now." - Sam Altman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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"Giving money and power to govern...

"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." P.J. O'Rourke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 05
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"Giving money & power to gover...

"Giving money & power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys." -P.J. O'Rourke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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As a child, you can see the bridge behind you. As a teenager, you ...

As a child, you can see the bridge behind you. As a teenager, you can see the abyss under it. As an adult, you take the time to fix the gap. As an elder, you take a few steps back, before walking forward.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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"Grant me chastity a...

"Grant me chastity and continence, but not yet." โ€”teenage Augustine
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Teenagers have more intense reading experiences because theyโ€™ve had fewer of the...

Teenagers have more intense reading experiences because theyโ€™ve had fewer of them. Itโ€™s like the first time you fall in love. You have a connection to that first person you fell in love with because it was so intense and unprecedented. โ€” John Green
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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"When I was a teenager, I used to lie awake ...

"When I was a teenager, I used to lie awake terrified of the though of dying. Now it's the only thing that keeps me going!" - Frankie Boyle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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"Socializing with teen...

"Socializing with teenagers is not a life skill I need." -Temple Grandin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31
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