Ted Quotes

β€œYou can't cling to the past. Because...

β€œYou can't cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it's already gone.” -Ted Moseby (Josh Radnor)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
🚨︎ report

" You'd should set...

" You'd should set goals BEYOND your reach!" - Ted Turner 😎
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
🚨︎ report

"A new idea is like a ch...

"A new idea is like a child - easier to conceive, hard to deliver" – Ted Koysi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
🚨︎ report

"It's only once you've stopped that you realize how hard it is to star...

"It's only once you've stopped that you realize how hard it is to start again, so you force yourself not to want it. But it's always there and until you finish it always will be. " - Ted Mosby, HIMYM S6:EP3 Unfinished
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
🚨︎ report

"Imagine a society that subjects people to conditi...

"Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them drugs to take away their unhappiness." -Ted Kaczynski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
🚨︎ report

β€œKids, you can’t cling to the past. Becaus...

β€œKids, you can’t cling to the past. Because no matter how tightly you hold on, it’s already gone.” -Ted Moseby, How I Met Your Mother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
🚨︎ report

β€œSometimes, things have ...

β€œSometimes, things have to fall apart to make way for better things” - Ted Mosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
🚨︎ report

β€œYou can never quit. Win...

β€œYou can never quit. Winners never quit, and quitters never win.” β€” Ted Turner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
🚨︎ report

"If you’re not scared, then you’re not takin...

"If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are you doing anyway?” - Ted Mosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
🚨︎ report

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them...

There are hundreds of millions of gun owners in this country, and not one of them will have an accident today. The only misuse of guns comes in environments where there are drugs, alcohol, bad parents, and undisciplined children. Period. ~Ted Nugent~
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
🚨︎ report

"Once you've weighed the possi...

"Once you've weighed the possibilities, you have to take that final leap of faith." - Ted Turner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
🚨︎ report

You will be shocked when you discover how easy it is in life to ...

You will be shocked when you discover how easy it is in life to part ways with people forever. That's why, when you find someone you want to keep around, you need to do something about it -Ted Mosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
🚨︎ report

"If I only had a li...

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect." β€” Ted Turner
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
🚨︎ report

"The ninety and nine are with dreams, content but the ...

"The ninety and nine are with dreams, content but the hope of the world made new, is the hundredth man who is grimly bent on making those dreams come true." - Ted Olson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
🚨︎ report

"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of...

"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it." β€” Ted Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
🚨︎ report

"Be excellent...

"Be excellent to each other" - Bill & Ted
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
🚨︎ report

"We serial killers are your sons, we are your...

"We serial killers are your sons, we are your husbands, we are everywhere.And there will be more of your children dead tomorrow." -- Ted Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
🚨︎ report

"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fa...

"CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power." β€” Arthur C. Clarke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
🚨︎ report

"Republicans think that all over the world darker-sk...

"Republicans think that all over the world darker-skinned people are having more fun than they are. It's largely true." -Jim Harrison and Ted Kooser, Braided Creek
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
🚨︎ report

"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of...

"Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it." β€” Ted Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
🚨︎ report

"The more thoroughly we know our...

"The more thoroughly we know ourselves, through experience, the less easily we fall in love." Ted Hughes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
🚨︎ report

I stand for a national anthem because I love...

I stand for a national anthem because I love a country that gives the people their freedom to kneel during their national anthem - Ted Lieu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
🚨︎ report

"I think for the most part, if you're really hon...

"I think for the most part, if you're really honest with what you want out of life, usually life gives it to you." - Ted Mosby (How I Met Your Mother)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
🚨︎ report

"You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someon...

"You may think your only choices are to swallow your anger or throw it in someone's face, but there's a third option: You can just let it go, and only when you do that is it really gone and you can move forward." - Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
🚨︎ report

Knowledge of the future was in...

Knowledge of the future was incompatible with free will.β€”Ted Chiang, "Story of Your Life" (1998)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
🚨︎ report

Baseball is the only field of endeavor wher...

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. ~Ted Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
🚨︎ report

"If every night is legendar...

"If every night is legendary, no night is legendary." ~Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
🚨︎ report

As self-knowledge increases, all e...

As self-knowledge increases, all emotions become exponentially more complex.β€”Ted Chiang, "Understand" (1991)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
🚨︎ report

"My bombings were extreme but necessary to attract attenti...

"My bombings were extreme but necessary to attract attention to the erosion of human freedom necessitated by modern technologies requiring large-scale organization." - Ted Kaczynski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
🚨︎ report

I love you, is apparent...

I love you, is apparently the worst thing you can say to someone. - Ted Mosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
🚨︎ report

"The check came and, of course, I was going to pay, b...

"The check came and, of course, I was going to pay, but you didn't do the check dance. Guys want to wave the girl off and, you know, look like a big shot." -Ted Mosby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
🚨︎ report

"The power of the American peop...

"The power of the American people, when we rise up and stand for liberty, knows no bounds." -Ted Cruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
🚨︎ report

"Guilt doesn't solve anything really... It h...

"Guilt doesn't solve anything really... It hurts you... I guess I'm in the enviable position of not having to deal with guilt." - Ted Bundy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
🚨︎ report

Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Lady: ...

Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. - Airplane! (The movie)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04
🚨︎ report

"But I will say: that if you give with no strings attached, and no ...

"But I will say: that if you give with no strings attached, and no expectations, you'll find that your life will be a lot better even personally, or internally." - Ted Williams, The Man with the Golden Voice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
🚨︎ report

"There are no chi...

"There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits" -Ted
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
🚨︎ report

What is your...

What is your favorite Bill and Teds quote?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
🚨︎ report

Whoever says 'money can't...

Whoever says 'money can't buy happiness' doesn't know where to shop. - Ted DiBiase
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
🚨︎ report

The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders...

The corporate grip on opinion in the United States is one of the wonders of the Western World. No First World country has ever managed to eliminate so entirely from its media all objectivity β€” much less dissent. - Gore Vidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
🚨︎ report