Tables Quotes

One thing abou...

One thing about them tables..... they always turn
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β€œIf you don’t like how...

β€œIf you don’t like how the tables are turned, turn the tables.” -Mr. Stein
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
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"I see the strongest and the smartest men ...

"I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables" - Chuck Palahniuk
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Good thing...

Good thing about tables is they turn
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"Tables turn, bridge...

"Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and you learn" -Konner Bradley
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