Table Quotes

"I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of, I have worked at nonpr...

"I have been at probably every powerful table that you can think of, I have worked at nonprofits, I have been at foundations, I have worked in corporations, served on corporate boards, I have been at G-summits, I have sat in at the U.N.: They are not that smart." - Michelle Obama
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"I don't value my friends for wha...

"I don't value my friends for what they bring to the table, I value them for just being there."- Anonymous
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Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean y...

Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger then that, I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table. - Tupac Shakur.
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If you are more fortunate t...

If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence - Unknown
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'I like to have a martini, two at the ver...

'I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I'm under the table. After four I'm under my host.' - Dorothy Parker
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Just because you list me as a friend doesn’t me...

Just because you list me as a friend doesn’t mean you gained me as an enemy. I’m better than that. I still want to see you eat, just not on my table.
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When you mess with t...

When you mess with the table, sometimes you gotta sit in the chair
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If the facts are on your side, pound the facts into the tabl...

If the facts are on your side, pound the facts into the table. If the law is on your side, pound the law into the table. If neither the facts nor the law are on your side, pound the table.
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Compromise is great, but if they...

Compromise is great, but if they're not willing to sit at the table then you can't compromise with them.
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True luck consists not in holding the best ...

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home. - John Hays
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β€œIf they don’t give you a ...

β€œIf they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.” -Shirley Chisholm
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"She was a woman who, between c...

"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." β€” Henry James
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β€œWonder is the heaviest element o...

β€œWonder is the heaviest element on the periodic table. Even a tiny fleck of it stops time.”―Diane Ackerman
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One thing abou...

One thing about them tables..... they always turn
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You need not leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. You need not even liste...

You need not leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. You need not even listen, simply wait, just learn to become quiet, and still, and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked. It has no choice; it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. β€” Franz Kafka
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"The only thing I ever got out of fame was a b...

"The only thing I ever got out of fame was a better table in a restaurant. And for that I gave up being able to relate to people." β€” David Bowie
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β€œIf you don’t like how...

β€œIf you don’t like how the tables are turned, turn the tables.” -Mr. Stein
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The more things you h...

The more things you have on the table, the more are to be knocked over.
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"I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded, or delayed. I ...

"I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded, or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, hesitate in the presence of adversity, negotiate at the table of the enemy, ponder at the pool of popularity, or meander in the maze of mediocrity."
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If you are more fortunat...

If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table. Not a taller fence.
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"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even ...

"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet, still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." - Franz Kafka, Senses
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"She was a woman who, between c...

"She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table." β€” Henry James
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Appreciation can buy...

Appreciation can buy you a seat on the kings table.... Mr_Kumi_Jnr
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The death penalty not only takes away the life of...

The death penalty not only takes away the life of the person strapped to the table - it takes away a little bit of the humanity in each of us. Clint Smith
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
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"the table... as it emerges as a commodity, it changes into a thing which transcends sensuousness....

"the table... as it emerges as a commodity, it changes into a thing which transcends sensuousness. It not only stands with its feet on the ground... it stands on its head, and evolves out of its wooden brain grotesque ideas, far more wonderful than if it were to begin dancing of its own will" - Marx
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Being popular on Facebook ...

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the COOL TABLE at a mental hospital.--ZC
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β€œPerfection belongs to narrat...

β€œPerfection belongs to narrated events, not to those we live.” ― Primo Levi, The Periodic Table
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"Don't let your loyalty become your sl...

"Don't let your loyalty become your slavery, if they don't appreciate what you bring to the table then let them eat alone"
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β€œYou have to learn to get up ...

β€œYou have to learn to get up from the table when love is no longer being served.” Nina Simone
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"When Bill Gates first met Warren Buffett, their host at dinner, Gates' mother,asked everyone...

"When Bill Gates first met Warren Buffett, their host at dinner, Gates' mother,asked everyone around the table to identify what they believed was the single most important factor in their success through life. Gates and Buffett gave the same one-word answer: 'Focus'" - Alice Schroeder
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β€œEvil is unspectacular and alway...

β€œEvil is unspectacular and always human, And shares our bed and eats at our own table ....” W.H. Auden
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." - Garrison Keillor
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β€œA moral foreign policy means your positions on certain matters are clear no matter what; and t...

β€œA moral foreign policy means your positions on certain matters are clear no matter what; and that you won’t forget about them when it’s convenient. This is essential for preventing human rights and moral issues from becoming just another chip on the geopolitical gaming table.” -Gary Kasparov
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The individual soul touches upo...

The individual soul touches upon the world soul like a well reaches for the water table. (Life of Pi)
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"Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some o...

"Sitting at the table doesn't make you a diner, unless you eat some of what's on that plate. Being here in America doesn't make you an American. Being born here in America doesn't make you an American." - Malcolm X
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"Don't tell me it's impossible, tell me you can't do it. Tell me it's never been done…the only th...

"Don't tell me it's impossible, tell me you can't do it. Tell me it's never been done…the only thing we really know are Maxwell's equations, the three laws of Newton, the two postulates of relativity, and the periodic table. That's all we know that's true. All the rest are man's laws." - Dean Kamen
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"Forget the dragon, leave ...

"Forget the dragon, leave the gun on the table, this has nothing to do with happiness"
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β€œYou've got to learn to lea...

β€œYou've got to learn to leave the table when love's no longer being served.” -Nina Simone
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"I see the strongest and the smartest men ...

"I see the strongest and the smartest men who have ever lived... and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables" - Chuck Palahniuk
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"It is not necessary that you leave the house. Remain at your table and listen. Do not even l...

"It is not necessary that you leave the house. Remain at your table and listen. Do not even listen, only wait. Do not even wait, be wholly still and alone. The world will present itself to you for its unmasking, it can do no other, in ecstasy it will writhe at your feet." - Franz Kafka
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Don't let your loyalty become slavery...

Don't let your loyalty become slavery. If they don't appreciate what you bring to the table, let them eat alone. Quote
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Good thing...

Good thing about tables is they turn
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β€œIt is better for you to be free of fear lyin...

β€œIt is better for you to be free of fear lying upon a pallet, than to have a golden couch and a rich table and be full of trouble.” ― Epicurus
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"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not ...

"You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet." ~ Kafka
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In our home growing up, yelling from room to room ...

In our home growing up, yelling from room to room was akin to talking with our mouths full or putting our elbows on the table.β€”Tom Wolfe's daughter Alexandra
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'The other night I ate at a real n...

'The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going." - George Carlin
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Evil is unspectacular, and alw...

Evil is unspectacular, and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our table. - W. H. Auden
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol o...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - there's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it" Garrison Keillor
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"The hardest part was taking a limb from the operating table ...

"The hardest part was taking a limb from the operating table and putting it on a pile of other limbs." --my grandfather Joseph Boland describing his work in a MASH unit during the Korean War.
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"Tables turn, bridge...

"Tables turn, bridges burn, you live and you learn" -Konner Bradley
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β€œ...being at the kids' table at Thanksgiving - you can put your e...

β€œ...being at the kids' table at Thanksgiving - you can put your elbows on it, you don't have to talk politics... no matter how old I get, there's always a part of me that's sitting there.” -John Hughes
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β€œNever sit a table wh...

β€œNever sit a table when you can stand at the bar.” ― Ernest Hemingway
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"A table, a chair, a bowl of fru...

"A table, a chair, a bowl of fruit and a violin; what else does a man need to be happy?" Albert Einstein
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