Swiss Quotes

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss...

It's Heaven when: The French are chefs The British are police The Germans are engineers The Swiss are bankers And the Italians are lovers . . . It's Hell when: The English are chefs The Germans are police The French are engineers The Swiss are lovers And the Italians are bankers — Hidekaz Himaruya
📅︎ Feb 26
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Our life is a journey, through winter an...

Our life is a journey, through winter and night, We look for our way, in a sky without light. - Song of the Swiss Guards, 1793
📅︎ Feb 20
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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer ...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war. - Chris Rock
📅︎ May 10
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"You tell her you'd love to sit with her today a...

"You tell her you'd love to sit with her today and everyday, because life is short and no one deserves to ride the bus alone" Paul Dano - Swiss army man
📅︎ Oct 26
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"We called for workforce ...

"We called for workforce and people came." - Max Frisch, Swiss author on migration
📅︎ Nov 17
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In WW1, When asked what a militia of a qu...

In WW1, When asked what a militia of a quarter-million Swiss would do against a half-million German army, Kaiser Wilhelm II said...
📅︎ Apr 18
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