Surprise Quotes

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
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"It's a great thing when you realize you still have th...

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about." ~Lester Burnham
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The way to happiness: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry....

The way to happiness: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, expect little, give much. Scatter sunshine, forget self, think of others. Try this for a week and you will be surprised. ...Norman Vincent Peale
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β€œSurprise happens so often that it’s surprisin...

β€œSurprise happens so often that it’s surprising that we’re still surprised by it.” Paul Wolfowitz (West Point Commencement Address, June 2, 2001)
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β€œFor me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today ab...

β€œFor me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Death is like a person behin...

Death is like a person behind closed door. It will either catch you by surprise or it won’t.
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"Machines take me by...

"Machines take me by surprise with great frequency." β€” Alan Turing
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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"Perfection is not just about control. It’s also about le...

"Perfection is not just about control. It’s also about letting go. Surprise yourself so you can surprise the audience. Transcendence! Very few have it in them." - Black Swan Film
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"If all the girls who attended the Yal...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I shouldn't be at all surprised." -- -- Dorothy Parker
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The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wi...

The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wife and three kids. It was a surprise I can tell you. Nobody seemed to know where they had come from. I also had a job, which was an even bigger surprise. - β€œMountain Goats Never Say Cheese,” McManus
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When I was born I was so s...

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.- Gracie Allen
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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to ...

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise. - Lemony Snicket
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"The nice part about being a pessimist is t...

"The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. " β€” George F. Will
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"When we got into office, the thing that sur...

"When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were." β€” John F. Kennedy
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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"Love is like a surprise box;we're happy to se...

"Love is like a surprise box;we're happy to see the box,but the surprise is greater when we find inside what we didn't expect" (William Ventura)
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Mystery is at the hear...

Mystery is at the heart of creativity. That, and surprise. Julia Cameron
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"it's no surprise to me that anyone hardly tells the truth abo...

"it's no surprise to me that anyone hardly tells the truth about how they feel. The smart ones keep to themselves for good reason. Why would you want to tell anyone anything that's dear to you?"
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"The foolishness of people who are surprised ...

"The foolishness of people who are surprised by anything that happens. Like travelers amazed at foreign customs." -Marcus Aurelius, Meditations
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"Death never takes a wise man by...

"Death never takes a wise man by surprise; he is always ready to go." -Jean de la Fontaine (1621-1695)
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Don't expect the...

Don't expect the surprise, let the surprise expect you.
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β€œFor me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more ...

β€œFor me, I am driven by two main philosophies: know more today about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you.”
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I feel bad for optimists,...

I feel bad for optimists, they never get to be surprised by anything - Orsen Wells
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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"I'm the hand up Mona Lis...

"I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise" - Al Pacino, 'Devils Advocate'.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tel...

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- George S. Patton
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"You can and inevitably will be surprised by your own ability. It i...

"You can and inevitably will be surprised by your own ability. It is often not a question of 'can' you do it. The learning. The work. The achievement. It is instead a question of 'will' you." ~Avery Regelman
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"When I was born I was so s...

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half." β€” Gracie Allen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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"The backbone of surpris...

"The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy." - Carl von Clausewitz
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β€œNo tears in the writer, no tears in ...

β€œNo tears in the writer, no tears in the reader. No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader.” ― Robert Frost
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"If you love something set it fre...

"If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes." ~ Chuck Palahniuk
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Save a little money each month ...

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have.
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"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an ...

"You'd be surprised how many people want to hang an electric chair on their living-room wall. Specially if the background color matches the drapes." β€” Andy Warhol
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"A surprise, to ...

"A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one." - the senat
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"It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: ...

"It's like, at the end, there's this surprise quiz: Am I proud of me? I gave my life to become the person I am right now. Was it worth what I paid?" ― Richard Bach
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β€œBe willing to take creative risks without forc...

β€œBe willing to take creative risks without forcing certain outcomes. You will be surprised with what you might discover along the way.” –Kathy Klotz
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I wake up every morning a...

I wake up every morning and I surprise myself. I wake up to a new me. Gina Carano
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Don't tell people how to do things; t...

Don't tell people how to do things; tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results- George S. Patton
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"History is merely a list of surp...

"History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again." - Kurt Vonnegut
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β€œThe moments of happiness we enjoy take...

β€œThe moments of happiness we enjoy take us by surprise. It is not that we seize them, but that they seize us.” Ashley Montagu
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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"Death is always a ...

"Death is always a surprise, even when it isn't." -Stuart McLean.
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There is no surprise more magical than...

There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved. It is God's finger on man's shoulder. ~Charles Morgan
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