Surgery Quotes

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery un...

"I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso." โ€” Rita Rudner
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Truth is like a surgery it hurts but cu...

Truth is like a surgery it hurts but cures. Lie is like a pain killer. It gives instant relief but has side effects forever.
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"Truth, like surg...

"Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures." - Han Suyin
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"Bleeding always stops."โ€”anonymous...

"Bleeding always stops."โ€”anonymous surgery resident on rounds during my third year of medical school (1972-3)
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The mandible (lower jawbone) always fractures in...

The mandible (lower jawbone) always fractures in at least two places.โ€”anonymous H&N surgery resident during my third-year med school rotation 1972-3
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There's not surgery that c...

There's not surgery that can restore the beauty of a wrinkled heart (William Ventura)
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Einstein refused surgery, saying: "I want to go when I want. I...

Einstein refused surgery, saying: "I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly." He died the next day.
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"I got the bill for my surgery. N...

"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for." - *James H. Boren*
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