Super Quotes

β€œPeople like Coldplay and ...

β€œPeople like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust people.” - Super Hans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"Today I'm gonna be super healthy; I'm gonna ...

"Today I'm gonna be super healthy; I'm gonna smoke crack!" - my middle school health teacher answering the question "why do people do drugs?"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"And when everyone is s...

"And when everyone is super...no one will be" -Syndrome from The Incredibles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he c...

Little toss, here comes a gadget play. Randle El, he can throw he was a quarterback in college. And he’s thrown a touchdown to Hines Ward in the Super Bowl! - Al Michaels
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"It's fucking spac...

"It's fucking space aliens man" -Super Spesh (Wolfenstein 2)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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My friend shows me this quote: If u are scared or worried or stressed please ...

My friend shows me this quote: If u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you need up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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β€œI think that inside every adult is the heart of a child. ...

β€œI think that inside every adult is the heart of a child. We just gradually convince ourselves that we have to act more like adults.β€œ - Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario Bros.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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A super abundance of dreams...

A super abundance of dreams is paid by a growing potential for nightmares- Peter Ustinov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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β€œExperiencing frustration and overcoming it through s...

β€œExperiencing frustration and overcoming it through skill and practice are more rewarding than a well-crafted ending.” -Shigeru Miyamoto, creator of Super Mario Bros.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"Big beats are the best; get ...

"Big beats are the best; get high all the time." - Super Hans, reciting the Big Beat Manifesto.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not ...

"This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation." Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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"In this vast cosmos, the solar system is a micro speck. In that solar system, the earth is a...

"In this vast cosmos, the solar system is a micro speck. In that solar system, the earth is a super micro speck; in this earth, the city that you live in is a super super micro speck. And in that you are a BIG man/woman. You have competely lost perspective as to who you are." - Sadhguru
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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"White people, you have got to understand, we didn't know what the fuck was ...

"White people, you have got to understand, we didn't know what the fuck was going to happen. All we knew is that is was time fore some shit to happen. We voted for a super hero and forgot to ask the nigga, could he fly?" -Katt Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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"If you take any phrase, put it in quotes...

"If you take any phrase, put it in quotes, and say it's by 'Unknown', it's technically true and sounds super credible." – Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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When you ask athletes what they want to do after they win gold or the Super Bowl, they say they ...

When you ask athletes what they want to do after they win gold or the Super Bowl, they say they want to go to the happiest place on earth. Running is my happiest place. It's my Disneyland.β€”Gwen Jorgensen, Rio Olympic triathlon gold medal winner, on why she's running the NYC Marathon November 6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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"You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little ...

"You don't butt in line! You don't sell drugs! You don't molest little children! You don't profit off the misery of others! The rules were set a long time ago! They don't change!" - Frank D'Arbo, The Crimson Bolt (Super)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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People think it must be fun to be a super ge...

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world - Calvin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"People like Coldplay and v...

"People like Coldplay and voted for nazis, don't trust people." -Super Hans (Peep Show)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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People like Coldplay an...

People like Coldplay and voted for Nazis. You can't trust people - Super Hans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"Sometimes, your dick is the pu...

"Sometimes, your dick is the pull cord that starts the lawn mower of insanity." - /u/super_awesome_jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"We could have had a 3 day work wee...

"We could have had a 3 day work week, instead we made a bunch of dbags super rich. :(" - reddit user sumthingcool
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and s...

"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and say 'thank-you' to somebody else." -Terry Bradshaw, former American football quarterback, Hall of Famer, and four time Super Bowl champion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"Moveable print, the pyramids at...

"Moveable print, the pyramids at Giza, and the Super Bowl. Not necessarily in that order."-S.T. Colbert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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"To feel saddness is to live, but a...

"To feel saddness is to live, but as long as you are alive the future is a blank page" -Merlon(Super Paper Mario)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has ...

"There isn't a trick in the racketeering bag that the military gang is blind to. It has its "finger men" to point out enemies, its "muscle men" to destroy enemies, its "brain men" to plan war preparations, and a "Big Boss" Super-Nationalistic-Capitalism." -Smedley Butler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"Some girls want super...

"Some girls want superman, but walk past Clark Kent everyday." -Luxquote
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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