Stupid Quotes

"War is where young and stupid ar...

"War is where young and stupid are tricked by old and bitter into killing each other" - Niko Bellic, GTA 4.
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"Two things are infinite: the univer...

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein
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"Facts are s...

"Facts are stupid things." โ€” Ronald Reagan
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Note to self...

Note to self: Let yourself do stupid things.
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"Am I smart...

"Am I smart, or is everyone else stupid?"
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'Life is hard. It'...

'Life is hard. It's harder when you're stupid.' - John Wayne
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''War is when the young and stupid...

''War is when the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other.'' -Niko Bellic
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"Although it is not true that all conservati...

"Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative. " - John Stuart Mill
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"When a stupid man is doing something...

"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty." โ€” George Bernard Shaw
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โ€œIn politics, stupi...

โ€œIn politics, stupidity is not a handicap.โ€ - Napoleon Bonaparte
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"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They...

"There were times when Rik and I were writing together when we almost died laughing. They were some of the most carefree stupid days I ever had, and I feel privileged to have shared them with him. "And now he's died for real. Without me. Selfish bastard." - Adrian Edmondson
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โ€œNever underestimate the...

โ€œNever underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.โ€ George Carlin
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"Genius may have its limitat...

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped." โ€” Elbert Hubbard
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If I'm not doing ...

If I'm not doing something stupid, I am not living my life
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"Egotism is the anesthe...

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." โ€” Frank Leahy
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โ€œWhen you ask a question it makes you look...

โ€œWhen you ask a question it makes you look stupid for 5 minutes - but if you don't ask - you stay stupid foreverโ€ โ€” Sir Isaac Newton
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"We are all born ignorant, ...

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." - Benjamin Franklin
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"When you are dead, you donot know that you ar...

"When you are dead, you donot know that you are dead. All of the pain the is felt by others. The same thing happens when you are stupid."โ€”CM Punk
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"Never attribute to malice that which c...

"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity, but donโ€™t rule out malice." -Hanlon's razor
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"The great thing about democracy i...

"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid." โ€” Art Spander
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โ€œI may be an idiot....

โ€œI may be an idiot... but Iโ€™m not stupidโ€ - Spencer from iCarly
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a la...

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." โ€” P. J. O'Rourke
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget...

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naรฏve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget. Thomas Szasz
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"Fate is the s...

"Fate is the sum total of our own stupidity." -Ove
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"Everyone is entitled t...

"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege." โ€” Unknown
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"I might be st...

"I might be stupid but I'm not dumb"-Will Ferrell
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The problem with the world is that the intell...

The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. ~ Charles Bukowski
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What does, "Stupidity lies...

What does, "Stupidity lies in wanting to draw conclusions" mean? Quotes from Flaubert
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"If you want to improve, ...

"If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." โ€”Epictetus
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"Against stupidity the go...

"Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." โ€” Friedrich von Schiller
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โ€œTwo things are infinite: the univer...

โ€œTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.โ€ โ€• Albert Einstein
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" There is no nonsense so gross that society will not...

" There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity." โ€” Robertson Davies
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Well, it's not so easy to give ...

Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question! ...Hans Christian Andersen
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"The stupid neither forgive nor forget...

"The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget." โ€” Thomas Szasz
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โ€œThis lifeโ€™s hard, but itโ€™s har...

โ€œThis lifeโ€™s hard, but itโ€™s harder if youโ€™re stupid.โ€ โ€” George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ โ€”Bill Hicks
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"If you judge a fish by its ability to c...

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
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โ€œThe problem with the world is that the intell...

โ€œThe problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski
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โ€œThis lifeโ€™s hard, but itโ€™s har...

โ€œThis lifeโ€™s hard, but itโ€™s harder if youโ€™re stupid.โ€ โ€” George V. Higgins, The Friends of Eddie Coyle
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"The best thing about being dead is you d...

"The best thing about being dead is you don't know about it. It's like being stupid, it's only painful to others." - Ricky Gervais
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"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by...

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
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โ€œTwo things are infinite: the univer...

โ€œTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.โ€ - Albert Einstein
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"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead...

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid." - Ricky Gervais
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"Being dead is like bein...

"Being dead is like being stupid: it's only painful for others." - Ricky Gervais
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โ€œSometimes a man wants to be stupid if ...

โ€œSometimes a man wants to be stupid if it lets him do a thing his cleverness forbids.โ€ -- John Steinbeck (East of Eden; 1952)
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"There is nothing worse ...

"There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." โ€” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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"Against stupidity, the...

"Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain"--Friedrich Schiller.
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Courage is knowing it might hurt and do...

Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. And thatโ€™s why life is hard. - Jeremy Goldberg
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"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead...

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid." - Philippe Geluck
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โ€œLife is Hard; Itโ€™s...

โ€œLife is Hard; Itโ€™s even harder when youโ€™re stupidโ€ - John Wayne
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"I'm just p...

"I'm just plain-ass stupid." - My grandpa
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"The trouble with the world is that t...

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell
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โ€œCourage is knowing it might hurt, and...

โ€œCourage is knowing it might hurt, and doing it anyway. Stupidity is the same. That's why life is hard.โ€ - Jeremy Goldberg
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โ€œThink of how stupid the average p...

โ€œThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.โ€ - George Carlin
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"They're trying to govern us with a puppet sh...

"They're trying to govern us with a puppet show and it's not even a good one, which means they're stupid or weak. Press the attack." ~ Tatrus
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"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishones...

"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for you never know when they're about to do something incredibly... stupid".โ€“ Captain Jack Sparrow.
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We are all born ignorant,...

We are all born ignorant, one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin
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"Itโ€™s hard to win an argument with a smart ...

"Itโ€™s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but itโ€™s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray
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โ€œEverybody is a genious. But if you judge a fish b...

โ€œEverybody is a genious. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live itโ€™s whole life believing that it is stupidโ€ - Albert Einstein
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"Never underestimate the...

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups" - George Carlin
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โ€œIn a closed society where everybody's guilty, the...

โ€œIn a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.โ€ - Hunter S. Thompson
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"You can never underesti...

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." โ€” Scott Adams
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"A parent who chastsises their child for not already being good at something th...

"A parent who chastsises their child for not already being good at something they have passion for has no appreciation of the amount of time and effort needed to excel at anything. If they did then they wouldn't do something so stupid" - Ben NCM
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Long live hypocrisy, Long live ...

Long live hypocrisy, Long live fallacy, Long live stupidity, For it represents Humanity - Ronyl Leo
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"Strange as it seems, no amount of learni...

"Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it." โ€” Stephen Vizinczey
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โ€œA stupid man's report of what a clever man says can nev...

โ€œA stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.โ€ โ€• Bertrand Russell
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Think of how stupid the average pe...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.โ€ โ€• George Carlin.
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Nothing disturbs me mo...

Nothing disturbs me more than the glorification of stupidity. - Carl Sagan
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"I'm grateful for every s...

"I'm grateful for every stupid mistake and dumb joke I tried to make." -Bo Burnham
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There is no such th...

There is no such thing as a stupid question; only stupid answers.
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'' The problem with the world is that the inte...

'' The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence.โ€ โ€• Charles Bukowski
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"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can nev...

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." โ€” Bertrand Russell
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"Worship power and you will feel weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over...

"Worship power and you will feel weak and afraid, and you will need ever more power over others to keep the fear at bay. Worship your intellect, being seen as smart and you will end up feeling stupid, a fraud, always on the verge of being found out.โ€ -David Foster Wallace
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โ€œIโ€™ve met enough stupid people to know Iโ€™m a decent bi...

โ€œIโ€™ve met enough stupid people to know Iโ€™m a decent bit smarter than average, and enough smart people to know that Iโ€™m still a fucking idiotโ€ -A Redditor I canโ€™t remember
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โ€œIf youโ€™re not willing to look s...

โ€œIf youโ€™re not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you.โ€-Dr Gregory House
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โ€œReal stupidity beats a...

โ€œReal stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.โ€ โ€• Terry Pratchett
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โ€œThe sad thing about true stup...

โ€œThe sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.โ€ โ€• John Cleese
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โ€œWhat people commonly call...

โ€œWhat people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.โ€ -Arthur Schopenhauer
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"It is dangerous to be si...

"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid." โ€” George Bernard Shaw
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"Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek ou...

"Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence." --Christopher Hitchens
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"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you a...

"Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself." Christina Grimmie
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"Don't feel stupid if you d...

"Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love" - Emma Watson
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"It is one of the blessings of ol...

"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them".Ralph Waldo Emerson
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sometimes I ask myself if I'm be...

sometimes I ask myself if I'm being brave or stupid, I really should wait for the answer more often - op
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