Stewart Quotes

“Is this what family is like: the feeling that...

“Is this what family is like: the feeling that everyone’s connected, that with one piece missing, the whole thing’s broken?” ― Trenton Lee Stewart
📅︎ Mar 17
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“If you don't stick to your values ...

“If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Sep 18
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"Inside, out, backward...

"Inside, out, backwards, and front..." Jesse Stewart (cover) and my MIL ❤️
📅︎ Jan 10
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“Evil is relatively...

“Evil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Jul 16
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“Religion. It's given peo...

“Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Oct 19
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A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: “The reason I don’t worry about society is,...

A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: “The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Oct 31
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“Without an open-minded m...

“Without an open-minded mind, you can never be a great success.” — Martha Stewart
📅︎ Oct 17
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“Censorship reflects society’s lack of ...

“Censorship reflects society’s lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime.” - Potter Stewart
📅︎ Jun 14
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“Love what you do. Get good at it. Competenc...

“Love what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Jul 11
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“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Sep 12
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“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Aug 18
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Cherish sunsets, wild creatures and wil...

Cherish sunsets, wild creatures and wild places. Have a love affair with the wonder and beauty of the earth. — Stewart Udall
📅︎ Apr 27
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"If you don't stick to your values ...

"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." Jon Stewart
📅︎ Apr 30
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No matter what kind of challenges or difficulties or painful situations y...

No matter what kind of challenges or difficulties or painful situations you go through in your life, we all have something deep within us that we can reach down and find the inner strength to get through them. – Alana Stewart
📅︎ Jul 23
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Every fool knows that a moment will come when he will grasp for on...

Every fool knows that a moment will come when he will grasp for one more breath, one more swell, one more rise, but it won't come. He knows this, yet you choose to ignore your steady breathing. John Stewart
📅︎ Jul 17
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"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not s...

"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." -Jon Stewart
📅︎ Jun 19
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"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corpor...

"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corporation you are a good business person but when you take advantage of something that you need to not be hungry you're a moocher" - Jon Stewart
📅︎ Jul 24
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"Religion. It's given peo...

"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion." -John Stewart
📅︎ Sep 25
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"You have confused a war on re...

"You have confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want." - Jon Stewart
📅︎ Apr 26
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"Religion has given a grea...

"Religion has given a great comfort to a world torn apart by religion" - John Stewart
📅︎ Mar 02
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Stewart lee on Loch Ness monster "I don't know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography...

Stewart lee on Loch Ness monster "I don't know anything about zoology, biology, geology, geography, marine biology, cryptozoology,evolutionary theory, evolutionary biology, meteorology, limnology, history, herpetology, palaeontology or archaeology but I think; what if a dinosaur had got in the lake"
📅︎ Dec 22
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You've been a great gift to the co...

You've been a great gift to the country. - Barack Obama's last words to Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show.
📅︎ Jul 23
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"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more f...

"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy to be honest with you' Jon Stewart
📅︎ Dec 05
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"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we...

"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we referred to it as 'Taking a Stand for Preserving Traditional Sea Levels'" -- Jon Stewart (6/25/15), exposing a contradictory and pandering Jeb Bush
📅︎ Jun 26
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"Corporations are people, w...

"Corporations are people, we've learned, but generally they're sociopaths." -Jon Stewart
📅︎ Jul 02
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"So what if I can’t spell ...

"So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world." -Stewart Francis
📅︎ Apr 01
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"We see the past but can not influ...

"We see the past but can not influence it. We cannot see the future but we can influence it." - Stewart Brand
📅︎ Dec 07
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Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break you’re a...

Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break you’re a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you’re a moocher?" — Jon Stewart
📅︎ Apr 18
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"I reached for sleep and drew it round me...

"I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark." - Mary Stewart
📅︎ Mar 21
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“You couldn't relive your life, skipping the awful parts, wi...

“You couldn't relive your life, skipping the awful parts, without losing what made it worthwhile. You had to accept it as a whole--like the world, or the person you loved.” ― Stewart O'Nan
📅︎ Apr 24
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"I'm going to a special place when I ...

"I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here." - Payne Stewart
📅︎ Apr 26
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"Of course I kno...

"Of course I know how to roll a joint." -Martha Stewart
📅︎ Sep 09
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If we were persecuted for the amount of ...

If we were persecuted for the amount of s**t that's been said about us that's not true, our lives would be over.—Kristen Stewart
📅︎ Jul 15
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"Creativity s...

"Creativity should be rampant." - Julia Stewart
📅︎ Jul 03
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"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress...

"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?" - Jon Stewart
📅︎ Feb 18
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"It's harder to eat m...

"It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name." -Jon Stewart
📅︎ Apr 08
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"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Persona...

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" - Jon Stewart
📅︎ Aug 26
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"If our brains were simple enough f...

"If our brains were simple enough for us to understand them, we'd be so simple that we couldn't." - Ian Stewart
📅︎ Jul 01
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"I don't believe in global w...

"I don't believe in global warming because it is cold where I am right now" ~ John Stewart
📅︎ Jan 26
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'Who would have thought the key to Germ...

'Who would have thought the key to German domination of Europe would be an international banking conspiracy?' - Jon Stewart
📅︎ Oct 03
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"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring ...

"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring to Senator McCain's statement, "Senator Obama and his allies in Congress infused unnecessary partisanship into the process. Now is not the time to fix the blame."
📅︎ Aug 28
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