Statistics Quotes

"Statistics are like a bikini, t...

"Statistics are like a bikini, they show you a lot, but they don't show you everything." Lou Pinniella
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"Why bother with statis...

"Why bother with statistics when reality has already given you the answer?"
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"Smoking is one of th...

"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." β€” Fletcher Knebel
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"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americ...

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." β€” Rita Mae Brown
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"Why bother with statis...

"Why bother with statistics when reality has already given you the answer?"
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"People use statistics as a drunk m...

"People use statistics as a drunk man uses a lamp post - For support rather than illumination." - A. E. Housman
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β€œThere are three kinds o...

β€œThere are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics” - Mark Twain
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Statistics always remind me of fellow...

Statistics always remind me of fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet. WOODY HAYES
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"He uses statistics as a drunken ...

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts; for support rather than illumination." ~ Andrew Lang
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"There are three kinds of lies: ...

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." Leonard H. Courtney (not Mark Twain)
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"Some people use statistics as a dr...

"Some people use statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts, for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang
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"When one man dies it's a t...

"When one man dies it's a tragedy. When thousands die it's statistics." - Joseph Stalin
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There are three types of ...

There are three types of lies. Lies, damned lies and statistics.- Benjamin Disraeli
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"Luck is statis...

"Luck is statistics taken personally" - Penn Jillette
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"Statistics are like bikinis...

"Statistics are like bikinis: What they show is important, but what they conceal is vital."
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"People use statistics the way a...

"People use statistics the way a drunk uses a lamp post β€” for support, not illumination." –Vince Scully
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"He uses statistics as a drunken man u...

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - (1844-1912) Andrew Lang
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There are lies, ...

There are lies, damned lies and statistics. -Mark Twain
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"There are three types of lies...

"There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." --Benjamin Disraeli/Mark Twain
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"42.7% of all statis...

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot." -- Steven Wright
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"97.4% of people m...

"97.4% of people make up the own statistics." - Ruslan Kogan
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