Soup Quotes

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a r...

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." โ€” H. L. Mencken
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Soup is s...

Soup is sup, but more delicious...
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โ€œLife is a ...

โ€œLife is a soup and I am a forkโ€ -unknown
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"People will bring you flowe...

"People will bring you flowers when you dead, but no soup while you sick." - Omillio Sparks
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Life ...

Life is soup, I am fork
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Life i...

Life is soup. I am fork.
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"Tonight I d...

"Tonight I dine on turtle soup." - Shredder
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โ€œThe internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements...

โ€œThe internal combustion engine, one of the greatest technological advancements in history, has an unfortunate downside, namely air pollution so thick that, very soon, sixty-four packs of crayons will include the color Sky Brownโ€ โ€• Cuthbert Soup
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"Heโ€™s the angriest man youโ€™ll eve...

"Heโ€™s the angriest man youโ€™ll ever meet. Heโ€™s like a man with a fork in a world of soup." - Noel Gallagher.
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"Though all his life a fool associates with a ...

"Though all his life a fool associates with a wise man, he no more comprehends the Truth than a spoon tastes the flavor of the soup." -Dhammapada
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"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to ...

"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless."
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"Will you marry me? Are you rich?...

"Will you marry me? Are you rich? Answer the second question first" - Groucho Marx from the film Duck Soup
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[request] "Never salt your ...

[request] "Never salt your soup before you taste it." What is the origin of this quote?
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When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bull...

When do you think people die? When they are shot through the heart by the bullet of a pistol? No. When they are ravaged by an incurable disease? No. When they drink a soup made from a poisonous mushroom!? No! Itโ€™s when... they are forgotten.
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"Soup is just a w...

"Soup is just a way to screw you out of a meal" - Jay Leno.
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"When does a man die? When he's shot through the chest with a๏ปฟ pistol? No. W...

"When does a man die? When he's shot through the chest with a๏ปฟ pistol? No. When he suffers from an incurable disease? No. When he eats a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A person dies when they are forgotten..." - Dr. Hiluluk
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"Isn't there any other part of the matzo...

"Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?" - Marilyn Monroe, on being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row.
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