Simpsons Quotes

'We're going to keep trying to strengthen the A...

'We're going to keep trying to strengthen the American family. To make them more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons.' George Bush Snr., 1992
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Individually we are weak, like a sin...

Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot. β€”Martin Prince, The Simpsons
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"Anyone can make a decision if they know what they'r...

"Anyone can make a decision if they know what they're picking. It takes real leadership to pick something you know nothing about." Rush Cargill, The Simpsons Movie
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"Heaven knows we're far from perfect and, if truth be known, maybe just...

"Heaven knows we're far from perfect and, if truth be known, maybe just a wee bit short of normal; but as Dr. Seuss says, "a person is a person"." ~ Marge Simpsons reply to Barbara Bush's criticism of the Simpsons family.
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