The 77 Best Sick Quotes

Health is not va...

Health is not valued till sickness comes - Thomas Fuller

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“Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

“Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you”-unknown

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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.

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Hi, Please Help, I’m trying find a quote that I read in the newspape...

Hi, Please Help, I’m trying find a quote that I read in the newspaper longtime ago, It goes like this “I Hope life is just a sick joke because I just didn’t get it” I can’t find the original I tried, please help!

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"Health is n...

"Health is not valued till sickness comes."

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Final sentence in 15 Y/O’s Holocaust diary befor...

Final sentence in 15 Y/O’s Holocaust diary before dying of sickness and starvation: “There is really no way out.” -Dawid Sierakowiak, 1943, Łódź Ghetto.

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You can't get bette...

You can't get better in the same environment that made you sick.

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My mother had morning...

My mother had morning sickness after I was born. ...Rodney Dangerfield

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I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the d...

I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the dark unconscious of the whole human race. I know this sounds sick, but I love it. ...Vincent Price

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"It's better to be healthy ...

"It's better to be healthy alone than sick with someone else." - Phil McGraw (Dr. Phil)

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“It is no measure of health to ...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"You cannot heal in t...

"You cannot heal in the same environment that made you sick" ~ Unknown

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"No society can call itself civilise...

"No society can call itself civilised if a sick person is denied medical aid because of lack of means." - Nye Bevan

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„They say that I am the sick boy, e...

„They say that I am the sick boy, easy to say, when you don‘t take the risk, boy.“ (The Chainsmokers; Sick Boy)

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When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few ...

When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few steps in another direction to see what spiders do. Or what the weather does. This sustains me very well indeed. E.B. WHITE

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Also a question to ask yourself. "Before you...

Also a question to ask yourself. "Before you heal someone, ask him if he’s willing to give up the things that made him sick." ~ Hippocrates

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"It is no measure of health to ...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"It is no measure of health to...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"Lately I've been sick of living and nobody kno...

"Lately I've been sick of living and nobody knows how I'm really feeling I always hated to smile, but it keep what is killing me hidden inside" MGK

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"A man who lives, not by what...

"A man who lives, not by what he loves but what he hates, is a sick man." - Archibald MacLeish

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"People will bring you flowe...

"People will bring you flowers when you dead, but no soup while you sick." - Omillio Sparks

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“I am sick of these mutha fuckin...

“I am sick of these mutha fuckin snakes on this mutha fuckin plane.” Samuel Jackson, Snakes on a Plane.

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm ju...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later." — Mitch Hedberg

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"Opinion is a fa...

"Opinion is a falling sickness of the mind" - Heraclitus

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"Sick on my journey, only my...

"Sick on my journey, only my dreams will wander, these desolate moors." -Basho's death poem

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"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're bo...

"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're borrowing from our future health—a future that we'll have to spend on diets, doing sport, at the doctors, or off sick recovering from the bad decisions of today." - Adam Fletcher

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“It is better to be r...

“It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.” — Dave Barry

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I'm sick of your insane demands. When c...

I'm sick of your insane demands. When can I go into the supermarket and buy what I need with my good looks? - Allen Ginsberg

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"It is no measure of health to ...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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“It is no measure of health t...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - Krishnamurti

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"Before you heal someone, ask him...

"Before you heal someone, ask him if he's willing to give up the things that made him sick." —Hippocrates

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A sickness known as hate; not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ - but a sickness none...

A sickness known as hate; not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ - but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone - look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether. - Rod Serling

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"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before." — Ellen DeGeneres

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"Only sick music ...

"Only sick music makes money today." — Friedrich Nietzsche

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“If people are sick and hurting and lost, I guess it falls on everybo...

“If people are sick and hurting and lost, I guess it falls on everybody to address those problems in some fashion. Because injustice, and the price of that injustice, falls on everyone's heads.” ― Bruce Springsteen

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"Prayer is an act of love; words are not needed....

"Prayer is an act of love; words are not needed. Even if sickness distracts from thoughts, all that is needed is the will to love." —St. Teresa of Avila

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"...You who handle poverty badly will handle riches equ...

"...You who handle poverty badly will handle riches equally badly... money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms." - John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

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The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't underst...

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't understand this person. So they're crazy." That's bullshit. These people are not crazy. They strong people. Maybe their environment is a little sick. - Dave Chappelle

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“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least ...

“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn’t learn a little, at least we didn’t get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn’t die; so let us all be thankful.” - Buddha

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“A sick thought can devour the...

“A sick thought can devour the body's flesh more than fever or consumption.” ― Guy de Maupassant

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"It is no measure of health t...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." -- Krishnamurti

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It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to ...

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to your bedroom in the dark and thinking there is one more stair than there is. Your foot falls down through the air and there’s a sickly moment of dark surprise. - Lemony Snicket

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“It is no measure of health to ...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelso...

“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome, but if that is all we ever were, we would, millenniums ago, have disappeared from the face of the Earth.” -- John Steinbeck

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“I am h...

“I am half sick of shadows”.

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"It is no measure of health to...

"It is no measure of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society." Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm j...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going and catch up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

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"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me ins...

"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me inside. Sick of people who don't appreciate their blessings. Sick of those who scoff at the suffering of others. I'm sick of it all" - John Kramer

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Depression is an illn...

Depression is an illness, sadness is a sickness, and love is a cancer

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"I'm sick of not h...

"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody."

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"A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ—but a sickness none...

"A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ—but a sickness nonetheless, highly contagious, deadly in its effects. Don't look for it in the Twilight Zone—look for it in a mirror. Look for it before the light goes out altogether." S05E26(E146)

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Health is not va...

Health is not valued till sickness comes.- Thomas Fuller

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“Feed the hungry, and visit the sick person, and free the captive, ...

“Feed the hungry, and visit the sick person, and free the captive, if he/she be unjustly confirmed. Assist any person oppressed, whether Muslim or non-Muslim.”- Prophet Muhammad, (Sallallahu Alaihi wa Sallam)

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“Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is t...

“Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self. Therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility.” ― Khalil Gibran

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We live well enough to have the luxury...

We live well enough to have the luxury to get ourselves sick with purely social, psychological stress. Robert M. Sapolsky.

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"It is no measure of health to ...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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“It is no measure of health to...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society” -Jiddu Krishnamurti

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“It is no measure of health to...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” - J. Krishnamurti

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Terror seeks out the odd,...

Terror seeks out the odd, and the sick, and the lost. J. A. Baker (The Peregrine)

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People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for ...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for me. My sickness is that I'm fascinated by human behavior, by what's underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people. -Johnny Depp

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"When I lost a match I broke down in frustratio...

"When I lost a match I broke down in frustration. Today players lose, take a selfie and put it on the internet. They make me sick." - Gennaro Gattuso

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I'm sick of secrets. S...

I'm sick of secrets. Secrets get you killed. —Glenn Rhee, The Walking Dead

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"It is no measure of health to ...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti

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"It's no longer a question of stay...

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." — Jackie Mason

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"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm ju...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

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"I've never seen any life transformation that di...

"I've never seen any life transformation that didn't begin with the person in question finally getting sick of their own bullshit." ~ Elizabeth Gilbert

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The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn ...

The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life -- the sick, the needy and the handicapped. -Hubert Humphrey

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"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundl...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." - Jiddu Krishnamurti; "Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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Health is not val...

Health is not valued till sickness comes. - Thomas Fuller

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The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. I don't under...

The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. I don't understand this person, so they're crazy. That's bullshit! People are not crazy. They are strong people...Maybe the environment is a little sick. (Dave Chappelle)

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"We'd get sick on too many cook...

"We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all." - Sinclair Lewis

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“It is no measure of health t...

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” -J. Krishnamurti

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"There comes a point where you no longer care ...

"There comes a point where you no longer care if there's a light at the end of the tunnel or not. You're just sick of the tunnel."- Ranata Suzuki

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"I've given Truman the chance to lead a normal life....

"I've given Truman the chance to lead a normal life. The world, the place you live in is the sick place. Seahaven is the way the world should be." - The Truman Show

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"It is no measure of he...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society"

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"The foundation of success in life is good health: that is the ...

"The foundation of success in life is good health: that is the substratum fortune; it is also the basis of happiness. A person cannot accumulate a fortune very well when he is sick." ~ P. T. Barnum

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"There was no difference between men, in intel...

"There was no difference between men, in intelligence or race, so profound as the difference between the sick and the well." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Health is not va...

“Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Hi, Please Help, I’m trying find a quote that I read in the newspape...

"Health is n...

Final sentence in 15 Y/O’s Holocaust diary befor...

You can't get bette...

My mother had morning...

I sometimes feel that I'm impersonating the d...

"It's better to be healthy ...

“It is no measure of health to ...

"You cannot heal in t...

"No society can call itself civilise...

„They say that I am the sick boy, e...

When I get sick of what men do, I have only to walk a few ...

Also a question to ask yourself. "Before you...

"It is no measure of health to ...

"It is no measure of health to...

"Lately I've been sick of living and nobody kno...

"A man who lives, not by what...

"People will bring you flowe...

“I am sick of these mutha fuckin...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm ju...

"Opinion is a fa...

"Sick on my journey, only my...

"If we don't create time to exercise, to sleep, or to prepare healthy food, we're bo...

“It is better to be r...

I'm sick of your insane demands. When c...

"It is no measure of health to ...

“It is no measure of health t...

"Before you heal someone, ask him...

A sickness known as hate; not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ - but a sickness none...

"I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing, there's mornin...

"Only sick music ...

“If people are sick and hurting and lost, I guess it falls on everybo...

"Prayer is an act of love; words are not needed....

"...You who handle poverty badly will handle riches equ...

The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It's dismissive. "I don't underst...

“Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn’t learn a lot today, at least ...

“A sick thought can devour the...

"It is no measure of health t...

It is a curious thing, the death of a loved one. It’s like walking up the stairs to ...

“It is no measure of health to ...

“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelso...

“I am h...

"It is no measure of health to...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm j...

"Yes, I'm sick, officer. Sick from the disease eating away at me ins...

Depression is an illn...

"I'm sick of not h...

"A sickness known as hate. Not a virus, not a microbe, not a germ—but a sickness none...

Health is not va...

“Feed the hungry, and visit the sick person, and free the captive, ...

“Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is t...

We live well enough to have the luxury...

"It is no measure of health to ...

“It is no measure of health to...

“It is no measure of health to...

Terror seeks out the odd,...

People say I make strange choices, but they're not strange for ...

"When I lost a match I broke down in frustratio...

I'm sick of secrets. S...

"It is no measure of health to ...

"It's no longer a question of stay...

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm ju...

"I've never seen any life transformation that di...

The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn ...

"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundl...

Health is not val...

The worst thing to call somebody is "crazy". It's dismissive. I don't under...

"We'd get sick on too many cook...

“It is no measure of health t...

"There comes a point where you no longer care ...

"I've given Truman the chance to lead a normal life....

"It is no measure of he...

"The foundation of success in life is good health: that is the ...

"There was no difference between men, in intel...

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