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...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender a...

...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ...Rodney Dangerfield
📅︎ Mar 16
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If god ever showe...

If god ever showed up to work he would be impeached --self
📅︎ Jan 17
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"There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in ...

"There was one field in which man was unsurpassed; he showed unlimited ingenuity in devising bigger and more efficient ways to kill off, enslave, harass, and in all ways make an unbearable nuisance of himself to himself" -Heinlein (Stranger in a Strange Land)
📅︎ Jun 20
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"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was h...

"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem." -Alejandro Jodorowsky
📅︎ Feb 20
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"It was an honor to visit the ...

"It was an honor to visit the White House until you showed up." ~ LeBron James to President Trump
📅︎ Sep 24
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"If everybody in the world showed empathy to each other, if people took t...

"If everybody in the world showed empathy to each other, if people took the time to put themselves in other people's shoes before acting or speaking, then there would be no requirement for sympathy in the world." - Ravi Silari
📅︎ Jan 04
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