Shopping Quotes

"Whoever said money can't buy h...

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Gertrude Stein.
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"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) b...

"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA)." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Shopping for men means buying s...

Shopping for men means buying something he wants. Shopping for women means understanding her desires.
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'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,ยทmay be most vulnerable to the demons that hau...

'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,ยทmay be most vulnerable to the demons that haunt it; ...the daily routine of playgrounds and bicycles, of shopping and eating and cleaning up... may be not only infinitely joyous and beautiful but also infinitely precarious and fragile"- M. Berman
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"We used to build civil...

"We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls." ~ Bill Bryson,
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Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and mastur...

Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden
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We used to build civil...

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. โ€•Bill Bryson,
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