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"Nobody on their deathbed wishes that they ha...

"Nobody on their deathbed wishes that they had made more money, but that they had lived a more enriching life." - A man I heard in a book shop.
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"Like so many Americans, she was trying t...

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." β€” Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"Whoever said money can't buy h...

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." - Gertrude Stein.
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"Like so many Americans, she was trying t...

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." β€” Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Why do kids these days like fortnite so much back in my day it was all about ...

Why do kids these days like fortnite so much back in my day it was all about hackie sack-me and my friend mark who I became friends with back in 66 while sipping on cheap cans of red bull we found by the pawn shop last Monday in the bank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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"Like so many Americans, she was trying t...

"Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops." β€” Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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"We're a debt-laden nation of religio...

"We're a debt-laden nation of religious hypocrites. All we do well is shop and drive gas guzzling SUV's" -Andy Botwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) b...

"Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA)." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Shopping for men means buying s...

Shopping for men means buying something he wants. Shopping for women means understanding her desires.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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"Happiness is the c...

"Happiness is the china shop, love is the bull." β€” H.L. Mencken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Television is not real life. In ...

Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"Work hard so...

"Work hard so you can shop harder." Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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"True bravery isn't just slaying a dragon, it's doing so with a heart gripped by overwhe...

"True bravery isn't just slaying a dragon, it's doing so with a heart gripped by overwhelming fear. Your knight in shining armor is no greater a hero than the man who faces a day he never wants to see, and pushes himself through to tomorrow." β€”An old man in a coffee shop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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β€œThrough the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays,...

β€œThrough the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, shops, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. Shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.” -- Jorge Luis Borges
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,Β·may be most vulnerable to the demons that hau...

'Those who are most... at home in the modern world,Β·may be most vulnerable to the demons that haunt it; ...the daily routine of playgrounds and bicycles, of shopping and eating and cleaning up... may be not only infinitely joyous and beautiful but also infinitely precarious and fragile"- M. Berman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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"Speed costs money. How f...

"Speed costs money. How fast you wanna go?" ---sign in Blair's Speed Shop, 1950's
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and mastur...

Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned- Tyler Durden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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"We used to build civil...

"We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls." ~ Bill Bryson,
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"Life is short. Ea...

"Life is short. Eat dessert first."- Sign by an ice cream shop
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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We used to build civil...

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ―Bill Bryson,
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Whoever says 'money can't...

Whoever says 'money can't buy happiness' doesn't know where to shop. - Ted DiBiase
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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