Shirt Quotes

If you ever need to fe...

If you ever need to feel wanted, go to a Target wearing a red polo shirt.
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Why spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt? Donate it to the Salvat...

Why spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt? Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning, you can buy it back for 75 cents. --William Coronel
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"They shoot without shame, in the name of a piece of dirt. For a change of accent, or ...

"They shoot without shame, in the name of a piece of dirt. For a change of accent, or the color of your shirt. Better the pride that resides, in a citizen of the world. Than the pride that divides, when a colorful rag is unfurled." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Territories)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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"How is it possible to find mea...

"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?" β€” Woody Allen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"I don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

"I don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt." -Maya Angelou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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β€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

β€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” Maya Angelou
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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"Texas loves Texas t...

"Texas loves Texas the way Kanye loves Kanye." - some chicks shirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts....

"When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley Face shirts waving the flag with a trademark printed in the corner." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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β€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell m...

β€œI don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me, 'I love you.' ... There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.” Maya Angelou.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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There's no s...

There's no shirt for your face - Bill Burr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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"If everyone gave one thr...

"If everyone gave one thread, the poor man would have a shirt." - Russian Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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"Be careful whose toes you step on today, ...

"Be careful whose toes you step on today, they may be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow." -anonymous, spotted on a t-shirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"to clean one's shirt, it is necessary to use soap. However, if it is not then rinsed o...

"to clean one's shirt, it is necessary to use soap. However, if it is not then rinsed out, the garment will not truly be clean. Similarly, the practitioners mind will not fully be liberated until he severs attachment to everything, including the Dharma itself." -Buddha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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"I found a snakeο»Ώ in an apple tree. I didn't trust a word he hissed to...

"I found a snakeο»Ώ in an apple tree. I didn't trust a word he hissed to me. He said, 'must be awful lonely trying to save the world; just buy a collared shirt and try to fuck some girls." - Shakey Graves, Built to roam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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The last shirt y...

The last shirt you wear has no pockets. - German Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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"I wonder what you look like, under your t-shirt. I wond...

"I wonder what you look like, under your t-shirt. I wonder what you sound like, when you're not wearing words. I wonder what we have, when we're not pretending." - Ani Difranco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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I could not wear a T-shirt lik...

I could not wear a T-shirt like Mark [Zuckerberg] for at least another six months.β€”President Obama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"Rockefeller had sangfroid: unflappable coolness under pressure. ...

"Rockefeller had sangfroid: unflappable coolness under pressure. He could keep his head while he was losing his shirt. Better yet, he kept his head head while everyone else lost theirs." - Ryan Holiday
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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"Europe has memori...

"Europe has memories, America has t-shirts." - Jean-Luc Godard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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"Pain reconciles one to existence. Infinite resignation is that shirt in the old fable. The thre...

"Pain reconciles one to existence. Infinite resignation is that shirt in the old fable. The thread is spun with tears, bleached by tears, the shirt sewn in tears, but then it also gives better protection than iron. The secret in life is that everyone must sew it for himself." β€”SΓΈren Kierkegaard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"I have CDO, it's like OCD except the lett...

"I have CDO, it's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, which is exactly the way they should be!" -seen on a T-shirt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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"Anyone who has never had...

"Anyone who has never had a fail has never tried to new." - T-shirt I saw in Japan.
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" You know, I've got a confession to mak...

" You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards." - Ryan Stiles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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"Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt an...

"Uncle Sam. Reaching into your shirt and squeezing your tit till it's purple." -- Captain Hadley in The Shawshank Redemption
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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