Shark Quotes

Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re...

Do sharks complain about Monday? No. They’re up early, biting stuff, chasing shit, being scary β€” reminding everyone they're a fucking shark.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"Its a lot st...

"Its a lot stronger than a shark." Jason Momoa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Hi...

"If you could make God bleed, people would cease to believe in Him. There will be blood in the water, the sharks will come. All I have to do is sit back and watch as the world consumes you." - Ivan Vanko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"Live every week lik...

"Live every week like it's Shark Week" -Tracy Jordan/Morgan 30 Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is fu...

"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is full of sharks, fake guppies and greed. And as I find myself drownin' while I'm fightin' to breathe, I realize that I'm in love with what I thought we could… be" - Witt Lowry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"Here is a list of fearful things: The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings, T...

"Here is a list of fearful things: The jaws of sharks, a vulture's wings, The rabid bite of the dog's of war, The voice of one who went before. But most of all the mirror's gaze, which counts us out our numbered days." - Clive Barker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Today's quote of the day. "All my life ...

Today's quote of the day. "All my life I always wanted to be a shark, because sharks can't die." - 6 year old swim student.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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β€œI have the attention s...

β€œI have the attention span of a goldfish and the determination of a shark. β€œ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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"Hummingbirds are t...

"Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky" - Jordan Maron 30/8/17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles...

"Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and rattlesnakes than the executives and the producers and all those sharks in the big MGM building." - Steve Irwin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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"Zlatan is just a human. The ...

"Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish. - Zlatan Ibrahimovic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing ther...

"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because JUST WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?" -- Jack Handy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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A relationship, I think, is like a ...

A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. (Woody Allen)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"This car can be vicious, but ...

"This car can be vicious, but in an amusing way, like a shark in a funny hat." β€” Jeremy Clarkson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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"I won’t swim in a pool by myself, because I ...

"I won’t swim in a pool by myself, because I think that somehow a little magic door is going to open up and let a shark out" -Christina Ricci
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Live every week...

Live every week like it's shark week -- Tracy Jordan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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"Live every wee...

"Live every week like it's Shark Week" ~Tracy Jordan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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