Sex Quotes

β€œA sex worker deserves a billion times more respect, t...

β€œA sex worker deserves a billion times more respect, than the mystical fraudsters of the society, such as astrologers, psychics and tarot card readers.” ― Abhijit Naskar
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It doesn’t matter how...

It doesn’t matter how good the sex is, it’s the other 23 hours a day.
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β€œLiterature is mostly about having se...

β€œLiterature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children; life's the other way round.” – David Lodge
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And did I love them? I thought so at the time, though ...

And did I love them? I thought so at the time, though now i have come to doubt it, seeing only that i loved myself through them. - Sexing the Cherry, Jeanette Winterson
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"Philosophy is about as...

"Philosophy is about as appealing as abstinence-only sex education" -Unknown
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Love is the answer - but while you'...

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen
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"I was flattered by the sex-ki...

"I was flattered by the sex-kitten thing because I never thought of myself as that." - Ann-Margret
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Sex lives and dies in th...

Sex lives and dies in the present, love looks to the future - The New Pope (HBO)
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β€œSoftware is like se...

β€œSoftware is like sex: it’s better when it’s free” -Linus Torvalds
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β€œI don’t have to fall asleep afte...

β€œI don’t have to fall asleep after sex, I want to fall asleep after sex. I welcome the darkness” β€”-Al Bundy
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"Women need a reason t...

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." β€” Billy Crystal
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It's better not being a mum...

It's better not being a mum at all than being a bad one. β€” Sex Education (Netflix series)
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Getting married for sex is l...

Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for the free peanuts. - Jeff Foxworthy
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"I'm single! I love being single! ...

"I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!" -Frank Drebin
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The difference between sex and...

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. - Woody Allen
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Women complain about sex more than men. Th...

Women complain about sex more than men. Their gripes fall into two main categories. (1) Not enough, and (2) too much.... Ann Landers
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"I have no objection to anyone's sex life...

"I have no objection to anyone's sex life as long as they don't practice it in the street and frighten the horses." - Oscar Wilde
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β€œAn intellectual is a person wh...

β€œAn intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” - Aldous Huxley
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β€œSex is the consolation y...

β€œSex is the consolation you have when you can't have love” ―Gabriel GarcΓ­a MΓ‘rquez
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To call woman the weak...

To call woman the weaker sex is a libel; it is man's injustice to woman.
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"Leave it to a girl to t...

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." β€” Bill Watterson
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Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolut...

Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life. -- Andrew Lias
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Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, ...

Big Data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it...
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β€œBaths, wine, and sex ruin our bodies. But...

β€œBaths, wine, and sex ruin our bodies. But what makes life worth living except baths, wine, and sex?” - Corpus Inscriptionis VI, 15258
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"Sex without love is as hol...

"Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex." - Hunter S. Thompson
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"The difference between being online and being physically among...

"The difference between being online and being physically among people is a bit like the difference between pornography and sex; it addresses a basic itch, but it's never satisfying." -Johann Hari
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"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought...

"Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other." - Marquis de Sade
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An intellectual is a person who...

An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex. ~ Aldous Huxley
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β€œMy girlfriend used to s...

β€œMy girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.” – Jimmy Carr
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"Women need a reason t...

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." β€” Billy Crystal
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"Everything in life revolves ...

"Everything in life revolves around sex, except sex. Sex revolves around power. "- Dorian Gray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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β€œSex without love is as hol...

β€œSex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
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"Everything is about se...

"Everything is about sex. Except for sex, that's about power." - Oscar Wilde
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"There are two things people w...

"There are two things people want more than sex and money: Recognition & Praise". Mary Kay Ash
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"Nobody will ever win the Battle of ...

"Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy." β€” Henry Kissinger
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"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint o...

"Making sex is like Chinese dinner. It aint over til you both get your cookies. Remember that I said that." ~Alec Baldwin (Outside Providence)
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β€œThere’s more to life than sex an...

β€œThere’s more to life than sex and being a virgin does not detract from your masculinity and capabilities.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Nice guys finish last. Especially...

Nice guys finish last. Especially when there's a nicer guy with rock-hard abs. β€”Eric Effiong, Sex Education
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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We all know sex sells, but sexy does not always translate to author...

We all know sex sells, but sexy does not always translate to authority. Be aware and beware of those only presenting the sexy imagery that entices without the skilled expertise to back it up. - Loren Weisman
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"Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolut...

"Christian fundamentalism is the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe-spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life." -- Andrew Lias
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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"Man becomes, as it were,...

"Man becomes, as it were, the sex organs of the machine world..." Marshall McLuhan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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β€œWhy should we take advice on sex fr...

β€œWhy should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!” ― George Bernard Shaw
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Even sex takes second ...

Even sex takes second place to writing as far as I am concerned. -Asimov
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"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to ...

"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." -Zapp Brannigan
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"Love is the answer, but while you'r...

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." β€” Woody Allen
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He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants...

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. - Thomas Jefferson, Declaration of Independence (1776)
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"I'm single, I love being single! ...

"I'm single, I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!" --Frank Drebin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you ...

The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.' -- Jason Alexander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"I know nothing about ...

"I know nothing about sex because I was always married." β€” Zsa Zsa Gabor
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