Serious Quotes

"Life isn't as seriou...

"Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be." β€”Eckhart Tolle
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"Silly is you in a natural state, and...

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again." β€” Mike Myers
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"Don't take life too serio...

"Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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β€œIf you have made mistakes, even serious mistakes, you may have...

β€œIf you have made mistakes, even serious mistakes, you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call β€œfailure” is not the falling down, but the staying down.” - Mary Pickford
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β€˜Love is a s...

β€˜Love is a serious mental illness.’ - Plato
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"You can pretend to be s...

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." β€” Sacha Guitry
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'This wasn't technically part of my research but I have...

'This wasn't technically part of my research but I have a serious cute geeky girl playing the ukelele fetish I can neither explain nor defend'- Wade Watts, Ready Player One
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"Don't take life too s...

"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive" - Bunny Bugs
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"The right to be heard does not au...

"The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously." β€” Hubert H. Humphrey
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"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. Th...

"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. That's what I do on Just a Minute - laugh at myself and they make jokes at my expense. But that's what life's about, isn't it? Having fun." - Nicholas Parsons
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"A joke's a ver...

"A joke's a very serious thing." β€” Charles Churchill
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β€œLove is a s...

β€œLove is a serious mental disease.” - plato
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"Comedy is simply a...

"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." β€” Peter Ustinov
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''And if there is one thing fandoms tak...

''And if there is one thing fandoms take almost as seriously as war, it's shipping'' -J.P.Beaubien (Terrible Writing Advice)
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"It is our responsibilities,...

"It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously." β€” Peter Ustinov
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β€œDon’t take you...

β€œDon’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does”
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"What is the ether and why is it so difficult to detect it? I reflected on this m...

"What is the ether and why is it so difficult to detect it? I reflected on this matter for a seriously long time and here are the outcomes I have been led to: ...Having come out of the ether once - so it will go back in to the ether." - Nikola Tesla.
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"Paul Manafort getting such little jail time for such serious crimes lays out for the world how i...

"Paul Manafort getting such little jail time for such serious crimes lays out for the world how it's almost impossible for rich people to go to jail for the same amount of time as someone who is lower income. In our current broken system justice isn't blind it's bought." ~ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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Life is too impor...

Life is too important to be taken seriously - Oscar Wilde
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β€œThe worst decisions ever...

β€œThe worst decisions ever made were done with a serious face” - My Calc 3 Professor
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"Take everything you l...

"Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves." β€” Rudyard Kipling
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Play is often talked about as if it were a relief fro...

Play is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children play is serious learning. Play is really the work of childhood. ~ Fred Rogers
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"My work is a ga...

"My work is a game, a very serious game." β€” M. C. Escher
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"There is but one truly seri...

"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide" - Albert Camus
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The creative writer does the same as the c...

The creative writer does the same as the child at play; he creates a world of fantasy which he takes very seriously.” ― Sigmund Freud
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β€œWithout education, we are in a horr...

β€œWithout education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” ― G.K. Chesterton
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β€œNo matter what happens, so...

β€œNo matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.” ― Dave Barry
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Everything is changing. People...

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
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"Do not take life too seri...

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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"I shall begin to take seriously those classifica...

"I shall begin to take seriously those classifications of superiority and inferiority when I find a man classifying himself as inferior." -- GK Chesterton
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"Life is much too se...

"Life is much too serious to be taken seriously." ― Vicki Lawrence
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I clung to my notion, ill defined though it was, that a serious study of any important body of hu...

I clung to my notion, ill defined though it was, that a serious study of any important body of human knowledge... if undertaken with a critical but not a cruel mind, would in the end yield some secret, some valuable permanent insight, into the nature of life and the true end of man. β€”Fifth Business
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"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which ...

"Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious." β€” P. G. Wodehouse
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"Life has become immeasurably bette...

"Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously." --Hunter S. Thompson
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"An inventor is simply a fellow...

"An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously." β€” Charles F. Kettering
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β€œHumor can get in under the door...

β€œHumor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.” ― G.K. Chesterton
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"Art is the only serious thing in th...

"Art is the only serious thing in the world. And the artist is the only person who is never serious." -Oscar Wilde
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I don't take wrinkles ser...

I don't take wrinkles seriously. They only exist in the mirror. ― Ljupka Cvetanova
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"One of the serious obstacles to ...

"One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity." β€” Andrew Carnegie
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Do not be se...

Do not be serious, but responsible. #delalte
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"You have to take seriously the notion that understanding the univers...

"You have to take seriously the notion that understanding the universe is your responsibility, because the only understanding of the universe that will be useful to you is your own understanding." - Terence McKenna
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"There are people who think that eve...

"There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible." β€” Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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"Ten sticks of dynamite, $400. Blo...

"Ten sticks of dynamite, $400. Blowing up one of mankinds' oldest artworks? Priceless." - Serious Sam, SS3:BFE
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"Without education, we are in a horr...

"Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” ― G.K. Chesterton
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"Man suffers only because ...

"Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun." -Alan Watts
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"Everything is changing. People are ...

"Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke." - Will Rogers
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"The world is an illusion, ...

"The world is an illusion, but an illusion which we must take seriously." -Aldous Huxley
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"Deeply regret [to] advise you Titanic sank this morning, fifteenth, after colli...

"Deeply regret [to] advise you Titanic sank this morning, fifteenth, after collision [with] iceberg resulting serious loss [of] life. Further particulars later." Telegram sent by J. Bruce Ismay to the White Star Line Headquarters in New York City.
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"Not a shred of evidence exi...

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious." β€” Brendan Gill
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Life is supposed to be fun! When you’re having fun, you feel great and y...

Life is supposed to be fun! When you’re having fun, you feel great and you receive great things! Having fun brings the life you want, and taking things too seriously brings a life you have to take seriously. - Rhonda Byrne
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"Do not forget to laugh my fri...

"Do not forget to laugh my friend. The world is not as serious as you make it out to be." - d.c.
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β€œA serious and good philosophical ...

β€œA serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.” β€” Ludwig Wittgenstein
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"Hard work opens doors and shows the world that you are serious ...

"Hard work opens doors and shows the world that you are serious about being one of those rare - and special - human beings who use the fullness of their talents to do their very best." - Robin Sharma
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" Do not take life too seri...

" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. "_ Elbert Hubbard
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"War is much too serious a ...

"War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military." β€” Georges Clemenceau
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"Without education, we are in a horr...

"Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously." - G. K. Chesterton
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β€œBrain cells last as long as you do. You’re issued 100 billion or so at birth an...

β€œBrain cells last as long as you do. You’re issued 100 billion or so at birth and that is all you’re ever going to get. It is estimated you lose 500 per hour, so if you have any serious thinking to do there’s really no time to waste.” -Bill Bryson
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"Do not take life too seri...

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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"So we can proceed with our disc...

"So we can proceed with our discussion on the assumption that you are serious?" - Socrates (in Giorgas)
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