Senior Quotes

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us...

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us when we're first"- My friend Jaxon, after him and I made the varsity basketball team as freshies and got asked out by multiple senior chicks.
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โ€œIf horror movies have taught me anythi...

โ€œIf horror movies have taught me anything, itโ€™s that you canโ€™t stay in the closetโ€ -Me (My Sophomore Year, and Senior Quote)
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"A telephone suddenly rang. One of the Russian soldiers answered it. Th...

"A telephone suddenly rang. One of the Russian soldiers answered it. The caller was evidently a senior German officer asking what was happening, 'Ivan is here'. The officer replied in Russian, and told him to go to hell."
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I'm entering seni...

I'm entering senior year. What should my senior quote be?
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"Maybe this is the calm before th...

"Maybe this is the calm before the storm" -- Donald Trump in a meeting this week with senior military staff
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One of the paradoxes in watch-collecting is that the more a person "took care...

One of the paradoxes in watch-collecting is that the more a person "took care" of the watch over time by having it serviced, the more likely it is less desirable and valuable today.โ€”Eric Wind, senior watch specialist at Christie's New York
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If I ever had an issue with my car, I'd do...

If I ever had an issue with my car, I'd do a Google search before I read the manual.โ€”Akshay Anand, senior analyst at Kelley Blue Book
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Anyone have thoughts on quo...

Anyone have thoughts on quotes that are good for High School Seniors that are graduating?
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"Managing senior pr...

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." --Dave Platt
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"I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if ...

"I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority." - E. B. White
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