Seat Quotes

"When you are born into this world you're givin a t...

"When you are born into this world you're givin a ticket to the freak show, when you're born in the United States you are givin a front row seat." -George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the...

I elongated my lift home, Yeah I let him go the long way round. I smelt your scent on the seat belt And kept my shortcuts to myself… -Arctic Monkeys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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I am not an elitist. I like hunting,...

I am not an elitist. I like hunting, red meat, trucks and guns. And yes, I fly coach, middle seat! -Donald Trump Jr.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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What springs from earth dissolves to...

What springs from earth dissolves to earth again, and heaven-born things fly to their native seat. - Marcus Aurelius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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β€œIf they don’t give you a ...

β€œIf they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair.” -Shirley Chisholm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Seats belong ...

Seats belong to those who sit in them. -my dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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"When you're born you get a ticket to t...

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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"When suffering knocks at your door and you say t...

"When suffering knocks at your door and you say there is no seat for him, he tells you not to worry because he has brought his own stool." -Chinua Achebe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Appreciation can buy...

Appreciation can buy you a seat on the kings table.... Mr_Kumi_Jnr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"Tupac was one of the bigg...

"Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always wore his seat belt" Ice Cube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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"If you’re offered a seat on...

"If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat. Just get on." Eric Schmidt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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"When you're born in this planet, you're given ...

"When you're born in this planet, you're given a ticket to a freak show; and you're born in America, you're given a front row seat." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you c...

"I have learned, as a rule of thumb, never to ask whether you can do something. Say, instead, that you are doing it. Then fasten your seat belt. The most remarkable things follow." – Julia Cameron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"The only thing binding you to yo...

"The only thing binding you to your seat, is your unwillingness to stand up and move to a different chair."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back...

You reminded me once about curiosity, that cat-killing business. Satisfaction always comes back round once a month. Dreams are currency for the desperate and lonely. Curiosity gave me a dream. Take a seat, I’ll offer you a slice of this day-dreamer mind. Because imagination requires company.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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β€œWe only become what we are by the radi...

β€œWe only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us.” -Jean-Paul Sartre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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"There are no spectator se...

"There are no spectator seats on the battlefield" - Griffith, Kentaro Miura's Berserk.
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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"If you're offered a seat on ...

"If you're offered a seat on a rocketship, don't ask what seat! Just get on!" -Sheryl Sandberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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"Changes in any constitution originate, without e...

"Changes in any constitution originate, without exception, within the ruling class itself, and only when this class becomes the seat of disunion" - Plato
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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For our last number, I'd like to ask your help. Would th...

For our last number, I'd like to ask your help. Would the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands. And the rest of you, if you'll, just rattle your jewelry. -John Lennon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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β€œIf ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall po...

β€œIf ever a time should come, when vain and aspiring men shall possess the highest seats in Government, our country will stand in need of its experienced patriots to prevent its ruin.” ~ Samuel Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"At a formal dinner party, the person...

"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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"Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinio...

"Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must approve the homage of reason, than that of blindfolded fear."- Thomas Jefferson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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"We only become what we are by the radi...

"We only become what we are by the radical and deep-seated refusal of that which others have made of us." - Jean-Paul Satre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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It's easier to get drugs or welfa...

It's easier to get drugs or welfare than it is to get a seat on the subway [in Toronto] - some homeless guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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"There's an ass ...

"There's an ass for every seat" -My great grandfather.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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"Woe to humanity, should only a s...

"Woe to humanity, should only a single animal have a seat in the Last Judgement." - Christian Morgenstern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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β€œIf you’re offered a seat on a...

β€œIf you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask what seat. Just get on.” ~ Sheryl Sandberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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"When you're born, you get a ticket to t...

"When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat." - George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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