Scott adams Quotes

Don't believe that every member of a group is as bad as...

Don't believe that every member of a group is as bad as it's worst 5 percent. If you do, you're probably among the worst 5 percent of whatever group you're in. - Scott Adams
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β€œA life well lived is a gradual process of transi...

β€œA life well lived is a gradual process of transitioning from utter selfishness as an infant to utter selflessness at the moment of death.” – Scott Adams
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"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teac...

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant." β€” Scott Adams
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"You can never underesti...

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." β€” Scott Adams
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"'Wrong' is one of thos...

"'Wrong' is one of those concepts that depends on witnesses." β€” Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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"The creator of the universe works in myst...

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." β€” Scott Adams
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"Dance like it hurts,/ Love l...

"Dance like it hurts,/ Love like you need money,/ Work when people are watching." β€” Scott Adams
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β€œBeware the advice of su...

β€œBeware the advice of successful people; they don’t seek company.” - Scott Adams
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"You can never underesti...

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." β€” Scott Adams
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Creativity is allowing yoursel...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. Scott Adams
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"The creator of the universe works in myst...

"The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers." β€” Scott Adams
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"Nothing inspires f...

"Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge." β€” Scott Adams
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"You can never underesti...

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public." β€” Scott Adams
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Good judgement comes from e...

Good judgement comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgements - Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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There's no such thing as a small ac...

There's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. - Scott Adams
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"Men live in a fantasy world. I kno...

"Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there." β€” Scott Adams
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"I wish I were dumber so I cou...

"I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun." -- Scott Adams
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β€œEvery skill you acq...

β€œEvery skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.” -Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"Frankly, I’m suspicious of an...

"Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue." - Scott Adams
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"I feel sorry for the people watching the other movie – the one in which Presid...

"I feel sorry for the people watching the other movie – the one in which President Trump is essentially Hitler. In my movie, he’s having a bumpy transition ride but generally doing the people’s work. My movie is more of a comedy." - Scott Adams
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"If there are no stupid questions, then what ki...

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" - Scott Adams
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"Remember there's no such thing as a sm...

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." - Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Creativity is allowing yourself to ma...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams, Creator of Dilbert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Creativity is allowing yoursel...

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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"Remember there's no such thing as a s...

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." - Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"Remember there's no such thing as a s...

"Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end." - Scott Adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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"Creativity is allowing yoursel...

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." ~ Scott Adams
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