Scotland Quotes

"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to n...

"We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it." β€” Dave Barry
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A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the L...

A custome lothsome to the eye, hatefull to the Nose, harmefull to the braine, dangerous to the Lungs, and in the blacke stinking fume thereof, neerest resembling the horrible Stigian smoke of the pit that is bottomelesse. – A Counterblaste to Tobacco – King James VI of Scotland and I of England.
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"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneec...

"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, 10 fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a penis. I have just described to you the Lochness Monster, and the reward for its capture…all the riches in Scotland. So I have one question, why are you here?"
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β€œIt is most certain young bodies...

β€œIt is most certain young bodies may die, but old ones must out of necessity.” – James VI of Scotland.
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