Saturday Quotes

On bisexuality: It immediatel...

On bisexuality: It immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. - Woody Allen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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"Live like every night is Sat...

"Live like every night is Saturday night, but every morning is Monday morning." - Pat McNamara
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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I just want the American people...

I just want the American people to know that... live from New York itโ€™s Saturday night -Barack Obama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observ...

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out. George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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"Be someoneโ€™...

"Be someoneโ€™s Sunday, not Saturday night."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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"If you can't say something good about ...

"If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me." -Alice Roosevelt (Saturday Evening Post, 4 Dec 1965)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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Saturday's...

Saturday's Sorrows, Sunday's Strength!
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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"... I feel always, on a Saturday night, as though I also ...

"... I feel always, on a Saturday night, as though I also were released from some yoke of labour, had some wages to receive, and some luxury of repose to enjoy" - Thomas De Quincey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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โ€œEven if Iโ€™m bored on Saturd...

โ€œEven if Iโ€™m bored on Saturday, I always wait till Sunday to do all my homework.โ€ โ€“ unknown
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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"Itโ€™s hard to forget what can happen when another human being dismisses the lives of others, and...

"Itโ€™s hard to forget what can happen when another human being dismisses the lives of others, and how feeble our technology is to the extreme wrath of nature, when days like these remind us." - Anonymous; after a arson light fire threatened a town affected by Black Saturday (Victoria, Australia)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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Anyone know where this is from? "The driver turned on the radio and suddenly the music 'The Marc...

Anyone know where this is from? "The driver turned on the radio and suddenly the music 'The March of the Siamese Children' from 'The King and I' became the most perfect background music for the parody of real life which was indeed the normal activity of Telegraph Avenue on any Saturday morning."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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