Santa Quotes

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want a...

โ€œChristmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.โ€ โ€“ Richard Lamm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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The main reason Santa is so j...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad live.....George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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"No-one ever asks Santa what he ...

"No-one ever asks Santa what he wants for Christmas. Bless him. The fat, bearded pisshead.โ€ - Danny Dyer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to meet him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." - Shirley Temple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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โ€œRepublicans believe in...

โ€œRepublicans believe in God. Democrats believe in Santa Claus.โ€ -- Mort Sahl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 14
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"Santa Claus has the rig...

"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."-- Victor Borge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was ...

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." โ€“ Shirley Temple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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"I believed in Santa Cl...

"I believed in Santa Claus until he asked for my autograph" โ€” Shirley Temple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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A Christian telling an atheist they're going to h...

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa. โ€• Ricky Gervais
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 26
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โ€œSanta Claus has the rig...

โ€œSanta Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.โ€ -- Victor Borge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Those are both true statements, but...

Those are both true statements, but I don't like the way you're connecting them. โ€”Eric Bemis, Santa Clarita Diet
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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"Santa Claus has the rig...

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year." -- Victor Borge
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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"Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot, who thinks that imp...

"Maybe I'm here because I'm just an idiot, who thinks that imported palm trees are a good substitute for not really knowing what the fuck you're doing on this earth." - Michael De Santa (GTA V)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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"I never believed in Santa Claus becaus...

"I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would've come into my neighborhood after dark." - Dick Gregory
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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