Sandwich Quotes

"Grilled cheese ...

"Grilled cheese sandwiches are alright, I guess... " Me
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โ€œLife is good whe...

โ€œLife is good when you have a good sandwichโ€ -Keanu Reeves
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Everybody afforts to buy one a ...

Everybody afforts to buy one a drink; but nobody ever dreams of buying one a sandwich. - Erik Satie
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Hardly Anything Is Evil, But Most Things Are Hungry....

Hardly Anything Is Evil, But Most Things Are Hungry. Hunger Looks Like Evil From The Wrong End Of The Cutlery. Or Do You Think Your Bacon Sandwich Loves You Back?
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Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nic...

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT โ€“ mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. Theyโ€™re so perky, I love that. -Miracle Max
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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"The only thing i know is that i...

"The only thing i know is that i know nothing" -My brain when im eating a sandwich ( dont ask me why )
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 30
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โ€œEveryone wants people they like to be right, thatโ€™s why popular peopl...

โ€œEveryone wants people they like to be right, thatโ€™s why popular people are f*cking dumb and why your pretentious, poorly written, high budget friends back there can eat a double decker sh*t sandwich.โ€ - Rick Sanchez
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23
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"Trying to be happy by accumulating posse...

"Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body." -Carlin
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessi...

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
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"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I f...

"I understand that McDonald's recently released its own chicken sandwich. I feel that strategically detonating several of their garish, pathetic little restaurants will prove effective in convincing them of their error." - Colonel Sanders
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โ€œAm I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did...

โ€œAm I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.โ€ โ€• James Patterson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham san...

"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness." - Raymond Smullyan.
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"We're all eating a giant s...

"We're all eating a giant shit sandwich out here, nobody cares. I don't care" - Bill Burr
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"Life's a shit sandwic...

"Life's a shit sandwich, be thankful for the bread." -Random Homeless Man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessi...

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 15
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"Enjoy every sa...

"Enjoy every sandwich" ---Warren Zevon, 1947 - 2003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17
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โ€œLife is a shit sandwich. But if...

โ€œLife is a shit sandwich. But if youโ€™ve got enough bread, you donโ€™t taste the shit.โ€ โ€“Jonathan Winters
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โ€œAhhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. Al...

โ€œAhhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.โ€ โ€• Jacqueline Kelly, The Evolution of Calpurnia Tate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is bett...

"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness." - Raymond Smullyan, *What Is the Name of This Book?* (1978)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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โ€œI believe that all anyone reall...

โ€œI believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.โ€ - Liz Lemon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 17
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"A woman is only ...

"A woman is only as good as her last sandwich" - Anonymous
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"Enjoy eve...

"Enjoy every sandwich." - Warren Zevon
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