Sam Quotes

"You must learn from the mistakes of ot...

"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself." โ€” Sam Levenson
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"There is at least a billion people in this w...

"There is at least a billion people in this world, who'll consider their prayers answered if they could switch places with you " - Sam Harris
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โ€œFor attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. Fo...

โ€œFor attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge youโ€™ll never walk alone.โ€ - Sam Levenson
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Insanity is hereditar...

Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your children. Sam Levenson
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โ€œ So what if I know sheโ€™s the one ...

โ€œ So what if I know sheโ€™s the one I want? She must also realize that sheโ€™s the one I want!โ€ -Sam d billionare-
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He has all the charac...

He has all the characteristics of a dog--except loyalty....Sam Houston
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"If a man says he is not afraid of...

"If a man says he is not afraid of dying, he is either lying or he is a Gurkha."-Field Marshall Sam Manekshaw
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"Don't watch the clo...

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going." - Sam Levenson
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"The leftโ€™s swing into identity politics and multiculturalism and a denial o...

"The leftโ€™s swing into identity politics and multiculturalism and a denial of reality has massively energised the right and has given us a kind of white identity politics, and in a worse case white male identity politics." -- Sam Harris
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"You must learn from the mistakes of ot...

"You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself." - Sam Levenson
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"If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dol...

"If you owe fifty dollars you're a piker; if you owe fifty thousand dollars you're a businessman; if you owe fifty million dollars you're a tycoon; if you owe fifty billion dollars you're the government." - Sam Levenson
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โ€œTheyโ€™re just gonna squeeze money out o...

โ€œTheyโ€™re just gonna squeeze money out of these people until they say uncle; Uncle Sam, I imagine.โ€ - your mom on a good day
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โ€œDo not watch the clo...

โ€œDo not watch the clock. Do what it does. Keep going.โ€ ~ Sam Levenson
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We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, sh...

We are now in the 21st century: all books, including the Koran, should be fair game for flushing down the toilet without fear of violent reprisal." -- Sam Harris (10 October 2005). "Bombing Our Illusions"
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"Ten sticks of dynamite, $400. Blo...

"Ten sticks of dynamite, $400. Blowing up one of mankinds' oldest artworks? Priceless." - Serious Sam, SS3:BFE
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"Never lend money to a frien...

"Never lend money to a friend. Itโ€™s dangerous. It could damage his memory." - Sam Levenson
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"Nothing is as frustrating as ...

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about." - Sam Ewing
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"We will embarrass our descendant...

"We will embarrass our descendants just as our ancestors embarrass us. This is moral progress." -Sam Harris
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"It's so simple to be wise. Just...

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson
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โ€œDon't watch the clo...

โ€œDon't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.โ€ - Sam Levenson
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โ€œThe World is not dying, it is bein...

โ€œThe World is not dying, it is being killed, and those that are killing it have names and addressesโ€ - Sam Hyde
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"Some people say I'm a little d...

"Some people say I'm a little different, I just say I'm upside down in a right-side up world" โ€“ Sam K
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"Somewhere on this globe, every ten second...

"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped." โ€” Sam Levenson
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...sometimes when she talks she...

...sometimes when she talks she uses so many words that I get a little lost. โ€”Sam Gardner, Atypical
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Rules work bett...

Rules work better in threes. โ€”Sam Gardner, Atypical
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill ...

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you." โ€”Sam Halpern
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โ€œGod made man and Sam C...

โ€œGod made man and Sam Colt made men equal, but John Browning keeps men free.โ€
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There's no happy ending to cocai...

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison
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โ€œDonโ€™t watch the clo...

โ€œDonโ€™t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.โ€ โ€”Sam Levenson
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"Whether or not money can buy happiness, it can buy freedom, and that's a big deal. Also, lack o...

"Whether or not money can buy happiness, it can buy freedom, and that's a big deal. Also, lack of money is very stressful. In many ways, having enough money so that you don't stress about paying rent does more to change your wellbeing than having enough money to buy your own jet." - Sam Altman
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"In this hall of mirrors, b...

"In this hall of mirrors, built by liars; I am a pale reflection of myself." - Sam Lake
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"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some t...

"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some donโ€™t turn up at all." Sam Ewing [1949โ€“current, American]
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"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fi...

"There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else." -Sam Walton
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"It matters what people actuall...

"It matters what people actually are. Rather than what they can be made to seem to be." - Sam Harris
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โ€œIf someone doesnโ€™t value evidence, what evidence are you going to provide...

โ€œIf someone doesnโ€™t value evidence, what evidence are you going to provide to prove that they should value it? If someone doesnโ€™t value logic, what logical argument could you provide to show the importance of logic?โ€ โ€“ Sam Harris
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill ...

"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you." โ€” Sam Halpern
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โ€œCalculus is fun, and it's so easy. I...

โ€œCalculus is fun, and it's so easy. I don't get what all the fuss is about.โ€ โ€” Sam Einstein, Albert's great grandson.
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"Don't watch the clo...

"Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going."-Sam Levenson
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"I've never found it hard to hack most people. If you listen to them. Wat...

"I've never found it hard to hack most people. If you listen to them. Watch them, their vulnerabilities are like a neon sign screwed into their heads." -Elliot Alderson in Mr. Robot, spoken by Rami Malek. Written by Sam Esmail
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"Do new things often. This seems to be really important. Not only does doing new thing...

"Do new things often. This seems to be really important. Not only does doing new things seem to slow down the perception of time, increase happiness, and keep life interesting, but it seems to prevent people from calcifying in the ways that they think." - Sam Altman
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"Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all th...

"Damn ye, you are a sneaking puppy, and so are all those who will submit to be governed by laws which rich men have made for their own security" -"Black Sam" Bellamy
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"Physics isnโ€™t Christian, though it was invented by Christians. Algebra...

"Physics isnโ€™t Christian, though it was invented by Christians. Algebra isnโ€™t Muslim, even though it was invented by Muslims. Whenever we get at the truth, we transcend culture, we transcend our upbringing." - Sam Harris
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โ€œMy mind begins to seem like a video game: I can either play it...

โ€œMy mind begins to seem like a video game: I can either play it intelligently, learning more in each round, or I can be killed in the same spot by the same monster, again and again.โ€ โ€• Sam Harris
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Don't watch the cloc...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson
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"The reason grandparents and grand...

"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy." - Sam Levenson
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"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems s...

"Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a parade every time I take a piss." โ€“ Sam Halpern
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"Life is a gamble. I felt the weight of that the first time I left home for good. ...

"Life is a gamble. I felt the weight of that the first time I left home for good. I walked out of that house into the unknown & it scared the shit out of me but the adventure of hitting life straight on was a thrill Iโ€™ll never forget." -Sam Shepard
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"A parent's only as good as their dumbest ki...

"A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." โ€” Sam Halpern
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"Remember how intensely you loved your boyfriend/girlfriend when you were...

"Remember how intensely you loved your boyfriend/girlfriend when you were a teenager? Love him/her that intensely now. Remember how excited and happy you got about stuff as a kid? Get that excited and happy now." - Sam Altman
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"1st amendment doesn't protect assholes from crit...

"1st amendment doesn't protect assholes from criticism. The right to act like an asshole and be called an asshole's the same fucking right." โ€” Sam Halpern
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Don't watch the cloc...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson
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A jackass can kick a barn ...

A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn
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"Certainty about the next l...

"Certainty about the next life is incompatible with tolerance in this one." - Sam Harris
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My view of life is, 'If you're ...

My view of life is, 'If you're going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! -Sam Kinison
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โ€œDoubt and dialogue will a...

โ€œDoubt and dialogue will always be with us.โ€ -Sam Keen (From Hymns To An Unknown God)
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The people of this world scare me a lot...

The people of this world scare me a lot more than in the next --Sam Kinison back when he was a preacher instead of a comedian
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"Life is not a dress rehearsalโ€”this is probably it. Make it count. Time is extremely limited. D...

"Life is not a dress rehearsalโ€”this is probably it. Make it count. Time is extremely limited. Donโ€™t do stuff that doesnโ€™t make you happy (this happens most often when other people want you to do something). Donโ€™t let yourself make excuses for not doing the things you want to do." - Sam Altman
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Don't watch the cloc...

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. - Sam Levenson
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"Forget your oppo...

"Forget your opponents; always play against par." Sam Snead
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We're all working...

We're all working together; that's the secret - Sam Walton
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"Do new things often. This seems to be really important. Not only does doing new thin...

"Do new things often. This seems to be really important. Not only does doing new things seem to slow down the perception of time, increase happiness, and keep life interesting, but it seems to prevent people from calcifying in the ways they think." - Sam Altman
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"To call a man a fool is not necessarily an ins...

"To call a man a fool is not necessarily an insult, for the authentic life has frequently been pictured under the metaphor of the fool." - Sam Keen
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"The days are lon...

"The days are long but the decades are short." - Sam Altman
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โ€œThe core of science is not controlle...

โ€œThe core of science is not controlled experiment or mathematical modeling; it is intellectual honesty.โ€ - Sam Harris
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"High expectations are t...

"High expectations are the key to everything." - Sam Walton, Founder of Walmart
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Donโ€™t try to go too fast. Learn your job. Donโ€™t ...

Donโ€™t try to go too fast. Learn your job. Donโ€™t ever talk until you know what youโ€™re talking aboutโ€ฆ. If you want to get along, go along. - Sam Rayburn
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โ€œI was standing here rea...

โ€œI was standing here really really scared, but now it feels good.โ€ - Sam Smith
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โ€œWe come to love not by finding a pe...

โ€œWe come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.โ€ - Sam Keen
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"Study the unusually successful people you know, and you will find them imbue...

"Study the unusually successful people you know, and you will find them imbued with enthusiasm for their work which is contagious. Not only are they themselves excited about what they are doing, but they also get you excited" - Sam Altman
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"There is some good in ...

"There is some good in this world, and it is worth fighting for" - Sam Gamgee
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"A savvy politician looks for a parade already...

"A savvy politician looks for a parade already in progress, runs to the front and pretends to lead it." --Six term Arizona Congressman Sam Steiger
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"The universe is full of dots. Connect the right ones and you can draw ...

"The universe is full of dots. Connect the right ones and you can draw anything. The important question is not whether or not the dots you picked are really there, but why you chose to ignore all the others" - Sam Thomsen
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"That is life. It's real, someti...

"That is life. It's real, sometimes it fuckin' hurts, but it's sort of all we have." - Sam; Garden State
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"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always...

"Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions." - Sam Vimes in Night Watch, by Terry Pratchett
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"That's why they're called re...

"That's why they're called revolutions. They always come around again."-Sam Vimes, Discworld.
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โ€œIn the beginning we create the enemy. Before the weapon comes the image. W...

โ€œIn the beginning we create the enemy. Before the weapon comes the image. We think others to death and then invent the battle-axe or the ballistic missiles with which to actually kill them. Propaganda precedes technology.โ€ - Sam Keen
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"If you wake up tomorrow morning thinking that saying a few Latin words over your pancakes is g...

"If you wake up tomorrow morning thinking that saying a few Latin words over your pancakes is going to turn them into the body of Elvis Presley, you have lost your mind. But if you think more or less the same thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus, youโ€™re just a Catholic.โ€ - Sam Harris
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"You have selected Micros...

"You have selected Microsoft Sam as the computer's default voice." - Microsoft Sam
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"You come to love not by finding ...

"You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly." Sam Keen
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This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and...

This is your one opportunity to do something that no one has ever done before and that no one will copy throughout human existence. And if nothing else, you will be remembered as the one guy who ever did this. This one thing. - Sam from Garden State
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"There is clearly no greater obstacle to a t...

"There is clearly no greater obstacle to a truly empirical approach to spiritual experience than our current beliefs about God" - Sam Harris
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"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favori...

"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you donโ€™t go, youโ€™re going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you." - Bob Ross, on his military experience
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